Because I sure can't remember it. I used to be a member a while back but I used a username other than my "main" one and have long since forgotten it. As a result, well... guess my old account's done with. No great loss, I wasn't exactly the most active user on the site.
Anyway, things look like they've gotten a bit slower around here in recent times, but I'm glad to see we're still churning out the same creative content I've always known MTS for. The down-to-earth variety and quirky good nature you guys offer always was a breath of fresh air in an online sphere populated by EULA-breaking paysites, shiny 3D anime dolls and cantankerous dinosaurs with spam-flinging bodyguards.