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#1 Old 31st Mar 2014 at 9:24 PM
Default It Is Almost Here.


Are you ready? Are any of us ready? Are you prepared yet? Have you ordered your limited edition, one-of-a-kind all-terrain survival pack? Just 49.95 - order now by simply walking out to any unobstructed view of the sky, staring directly upward, and thinking about it very very hard... and one of our representatives will be with you shortly. Very, very shortly.

Act now, and your loved ones will receive a sympathy bouquet in your choice of either whimsical multi-coloured daisies, or poisonous mushrooms. And you'll even receive our special gift, a monogrammed set of genuine sterling silver artery clamps as our thank you to you.

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Mad Poster
#2 Old 31st Mar 2014 at 9:43 PM
I think I'm more scared than ready...
Lab Assistant
#3 Old 31st Mar 2014 at 9:46 PM

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Mad Poster
#4 Old 31st Mar 2014 at 10:07 PM
An unobstructed view of the sky!? But you told us to be prepared, so I locked myself in an underground bunker! I haven't seen the sky in weeks!

How can I get my survival pack now? HOW, I ask you? HOW!?!?!?!?
Mad Poster
#5 Old 31st Mar 2014 at 10:18 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Zarathustra
An unobstructed view of the sky!? But you told us to be prepared, so I locked myself in an underground bunker! I haven't seen the sky in weeks!

How can I get my survival pack now? HOW, I ask you? HOW!?!?!?!?


You got too prepared and forgot to dial it back didn't you?

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Lab Assistant
#6 Old 31st Mar 2014 at 10:28 PM
I'm still very under-prepared. Ah well, I slacked off *shrugs*.

However, I have gotten things ready for a legacy challenge, which has to count for something.

No? Ok then. *Walks off, and gazes up at sky for that survival pack rep.*

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Top Secret Researcher
#7 Old 31st Mar 2014 at 10:45 PM
...The Yawhg is coming...

...Run...

I would like to clear up the little matter of my sanity as it has come into question. I am not in any way, shape, or form, sane. Insane? Hell yes!

People keep calling me 'evil.' I must be doing something right.

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Lab Assistant
#8 Old 31st Mar 2014 at 11:07 PM
thinking about staring into the sky, falling sattelites from sims 2 automatically come into my mind... =D (must have played that game far too many hours, huh?) - hopefully your representatives will be a little more gentle than that...

each day I check on MTS in order to see if there is any news on your first warning to be prepared.... well, even if there isn't actually something new, I still love your post for it made me laugh very hard - so thanks
Mad Poster
#9 Old 31st Mar 2014 at 11:13 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Menaceman44
You got too prepared and forgot to dial it back didn't you?


LOL! Love it :D


...and I've eaten through my measly supply of kumquats.

/eyes MLC's chocolate *mmmmm*

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Test Subject
#10 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 12:35 AM
Is this about Sims 4 or some secret?
If Sims 4, already pre-ordered.


If something else..
I'm lost.
Inventor
#11 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 1:17 AM
This is just going to be some April Fool's prank, isn't it? D:
Scholar
#12 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 1:41 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Saturnfly
This is just going to be some April Fool's prank, isn't it? D:


Literally just thought of that myself! Hmm...

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#13 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 1:54 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Saturnfly
This is just going to be some April Fool's prank, isn't it? D:

At this point, I'd be more surprised if it wasn't an April Fool's prank...

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#14 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 2:04 AM
I'll bet on April fools day. Only it looses it's punch to those of us across the sea who are 15 hours ahead as it will already be finished with over here.

"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives." - Unknown
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Test Subject
#15 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 2:06 AM
Does no one recognize the Nightvale references?
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#16 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 3:21 AM
Survival, you say? Let me play you the song of my people: http://youtu.be/ZBR2G-iI3-I

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Field Researcher
#17 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 3:29 AM
**Builds bunker with skylight to receive survival kit**

I'm prepared!

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Mad Poster
#18 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 3:31 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Chicken0895
**Builds bunker with skylight to receive survival kit**

I'm prepared!


Crap, why didn't I think of that?
Field Researcher
#19 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 3:34 AM
Because you're not a chicken. We chickens are masters of running away and hiding

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
#20 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 5:17 AM
Quote: Originally posted by CatherineTCJD
LOL! Love it :D


...and I've eaten through my measly supply of kumquats.

/eyes MLC's chocolate *mmmmm*


just for you - Chocolate covered candied kumquats <3
Lab Assistant
#21 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 5:30 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Krystalyn
Does no one recognize the Nightvale references?

Ok.. I have not heard of Night Vale till now, except of course seeing it on HP's first post, which now makes sense since I have now looked it up. So I just listened to the first one.. and my mind is blown.. especially by the helicopters.. whoa!
Mad Poster
#22 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 6:38 AM
*munch* Thanks! *nom nom nom*

...Let the sky fall, I'm happy now :D

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and Vintage Stuffeths
Scholar
#23 Old 1st Apr 2014 at 6:48 AM
Quote: Originally posted by fairycake89
just for you - Chocolate covered candied kumquats <3
That looks real good right about now! /randomness :D
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