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#1
2nd Sep 2013 at 2:20 AM
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Funny Things the Weatherman Says
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I have the greatest job in the world. I can be completely wrong nearly all the time and never get fired. When I make a mistake, I can just shake my head and say, "What are ya gonna do? It's the weather!" How sweet is that? |
I had that in my game once
What are some other funny things the weatherman says?
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#2
2nd Sep 2013 at 12:11 PM
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I'll be honest, I've never really paid much attention to what the weatherman says. However, after reading that quote, I will have to take a listen...when I fire up the game later today.
“Seize the time... Live now! Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.” ― Jean-Luc Picard
#3
2nd Sep 2013 at 2:44 PM
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Penelope, it's not something you listen to, it's something that pops up. It's been a while but I remember him saying that he used to play weatherman (as a superhero type), tells you to look out the window if you want to know the weather now, gets things wrong (I recall one time he said clear skies and it was tipping it down). One person's legacy I used to read they posted a ton of the things he said.
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#4
2nd Sep 2013 at 2:55 PM
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Usually, the first 2-3 messages on the Weather Channel on TV are predictions of the weather, to varying degrees of accuracy (unless the TV is situated outside, in which case the weatherman will be... ...less than informative). Leave the channel on long enough, and you get such gems as:
"Sorry I can't help you today. I'm at the pool."
"I've wanted to be a weather man my entire life. Sure other kids thought I was weird playing with my barometer during recess but I knew I was meant to affect people's lives."
"Why do they call us Meterologists? I have never predicted a meteor in my whole life! They're scary. If you see one, let me know, and I'll tell people. I'm on TV, you know."
"Sorry I can't help you today. I'm at the pool."
"I've wanted to be a weather man my entire life. Sure other kids thought I was weird playing with my barometer during recess but I knew I was meant to affect people's lives."
"Why do they call us Meterologists? I have never predicted a meteor in my whole life! They're scary. If you see one, let me know, and I'll tell people. I'm on TV, you know."
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2nd Sep 2013 at 3:12 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by Katya Stevens
Penelope, it's not something you listen to, it's something that pops up. It's been a while but I remember him saying that he used to play weatherman (as a superhero type), tells you to look out the window if you want to know the weather now, gets things wrong (I recall one time he said clear skies and it was tipping it down). One person's legacy I used to read they posted a ton of the things he said. |
Ah, that explains it (silly of me to think otherwise...as they speak Simlish anyhow ). I'm big on ignoring and closing pop-ups quickly and the majority of my Sims don't watch the weather channel.
As an aside, will have to make sure that I stop posting on forums so early in the morning. Clearly I needed a cup a tea or something...to wake up.
“Seize the time... Live now! Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.” ― Jean-Luc Picard
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2nd Sep 2013 at 4:08 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by Katya Stevens
Penelope, it's not something you listen to, it's something that pops up. It's been a while but I remember him saying that he used to play weatherman (as a superhero type), tells you to look out the window if you want to know the weather now, gets things wrong (I recall one time he said clear skies and it was tipping it down). One person's legacy I used to read they posted a ton of the things he said. |
I thought it was something we could hear too. I swear I remember hearing the weatherman’s voice. Apparently my imagination is so in depth that when I read the pop ups, I also hear his voice in my mind. He sounds like the guy who talks in the Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius radio commercials. If you haven’t heard the commercials, you can find them on youtube. I always thought those commercials were funny. I think the reason I associate the voice of the man in that commercial with the weatherman in the Sims 2 is because the humor is similar.
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2nd Sep 2013 at 6:27 PM
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I thought I remembered one where he complains about noone caring about the weather or something, but not sure exactly how it went.
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#8
3rd Sep 2013 at 2:27 PM
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I love the one about asking his mother for a penguin.
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5th Sep 2013 at 6:12 AM
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Now I gotta go listen to the weatherman. EA DOES have a sense of humor; like the college class discriptions, and some jobs, and buyable stuff. And at one time I was obsessed with really looking at things like; on one of the reward? things there is a piece of pizza, and what are they pulling out of the surgery dummy?, and what's in a basket of groceries. And what ARE they doing under the covers!!! Well I tried grabbing people out of bed to see what they looked like...don't do that, your eyes will be paralyzed.
OK: so I caught him saying: I had the worst nightmare last night. I was being chased by a penguin and he wanted to hit me with a fish.
AND: When I was a kid {mother made a super hero costume} I ran around my house shouting 'chance of showers 50%', I didn't have many friends.
There's also one about "go look outside"
Stand up, speak out. Just not to me..
OK: so I caught him saying: I had the worst nightmare last night. I was being chased by a penguin and he wanted to hit me with a fish.
AND: When I was a kid {mother made a super hero costume} I ran around my house shouting 'chance of showers 50%', I didn't have many friends.
There's also one about "go look outside"
Stand up, speak out. Just not to me..
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20th Oct 2013 at 12:52 AM
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Hello. You have reached the Weather Station. We're not in right now, but if you leave a message after the beep...
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20th Oct 2013 at 5:27 AM
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Long time ago, I found the strings of the Weatherman's report. Apparently, some of the lines are unique to certain seasons, but that's just my guess. Here's my found from the string:
Spring:
-Can you help me out with something I've always wondered about? If you're in the pool, and it starts raining, do you get more wet?
-It's allergy season out there. The pollen count is off the charts! I'm sneezing just thinking about it!
-I have the greatest job in the world. I can be completely wrong nearly all the time and never get fired. When I make a mistake, I can just shake my head and say, "What are ya gonna do? It's the weather!" How sweet is that?
-Don't look to me for all the answers! The knowledge you seek is just a small step out your front door.
-We've been hearing reports of lightning striking tall trees in the neighborhood, so be careful out there!
-Hello. You have reached the Weather Station. We're not in right now, but if you leave a message after the beep...
Summer:
-When it's a really hot Summer day, sometimes I think about cold things, and my mind tricks my body into thinking it's cooler than it really is. Except one time I thought about too much ice cream and it made my stomach hurt.
-Sorry, but I can't help you today. I'm out at the pool.
-Why do they call us Meteorologists? I have never predicted a meteor in my whole life! They're scary. If you see one, let me know and I'll tell people. I'm on TV, you know.
-I'm having a bad day. Just go outside if you want to know about the weather. Stop bothering me.
-I've wanted to be a weather man my entire life. Sure other kids thought I was weird playing with my barometer during recess but I knew I was meant to affect people's lives.
-Weather prediction is a serious science. I have a college degree in it. At least I think it was a college. It was all done on the Internet, but I got a shiny certificate in the mail!
Fall:
-My advice for today? If it rains, wear a jacket.
-I used to like playing in leaf piles. But not as much anymore. They're itchy.
-You know when people say things like "It's raining cats and dogs out there!" Well, that doesn't happen. Trust me. I've checked.
-Oh, what's the big deal? It's hot, it's cold, it's raining, it's snowing. Who cares? It still doesn't change the fact that my job is basically to look out the window. You know how depressing that is?
-I was struck by lightning once. It didn't feel so good. I put a lightning rod on my roof after that and it hasn't happened since.
-I just love playing in a great big pile of leafs. Burning them is fun too. Except when you accidentally set someone on fire. Poor grandma. Her eyebrows never grew back.
Winter:
-It's Winter. Wear a sweater. Does that help?
-Sorry. Couldn't make it into work today. It's too cold out there!
-When I was a kid, I made up my own superhero. I was "The Boy Weather - Master of the Forecasters!" My mom made me a cape and a mask, and I ran around my house shouting things like "Chance of Showers: 50 percent!". I fought off evil tornadoes and powerful hurricanes with my powers of prediction. I didn't have many friends.
-I had the worst Nightmare last night. I dreamed I was being chased by a penguin and he wanted to hit me with a fish.
-Did you know Penguins can't fly? They also have a natural resistance to polar bear attacks.
-I always wanted a pet penguin but my mother said that I was too young. I asked her again yesterday, but she said that I should let it slide.
Just call me Nikel
Spring:
-Can you help me out with something I've always wondered about? If you're in the pool, and it starts raining, do you get more wet?
-It's allergy season out there. The pollen count is off the charts! I'm sneezing just thinking about it!
-I have the greatest job in the world. I can be completely wrong nearly all the time and never get fired. When I make a mistake, I can just shake my head and say, "What are ya gonna do? It's the weather!" How sweet is that?
-Don't look to me for all the answers! The knowledge you seek is just a small step out your front door.
-We've been hearing reports of lightning striking tall trees in the neighborhood, so be careful out there!
-Hello. You have reached the Weather Station. We're not in right now, but if you leave a message after the beep...
Summer:
-When it's a really hot Summer day, sometimes I think about cold things, and my mind tricks my body into thinking it's cooler than it really is. Except one time I thought about too much ice cream and it made my stomach hurt.
-Sorry, but I can't help you today. I'm out at the pool.
-Why do they call us Meteorologists? I have never predicted a meteor in my whole life! They're scary. If you see one, let me know and I'll tell people. I'm on TV, you know.
-I'm having a bad day. Just go outside if you want to know about the weather. Stop bothering me.
-I've wanted to be a weather man my entire life. Sure other kids thought I was weird playing with my barometer during recess but I knew I was meant to affect people's lives.
-Weather prediction is a serious science. I have a college degree in it. At least I think it was a college. It was all done on the Internet, but I got a shiny certificate in the mail!
Fall:
-My advice for today? If it rains, wear a jacket.
-I used to like playing in leaf piles. But not as much anymore. They're itchy.
-You know when people say things like "It's raining cats and dogs out there!" Well, that doesn't happen. Trust me. I've checked.
-Oh, what's the big deal? It's hot, it's cold, it's raining, it's snowing. Who cares? It still doesn't change the fact that my job is basically to look out the window. You know how depressing that is?
-I was struck by lightning once. It didn't feel so good. I put a lightning rod on my roof after that and it hasn't happened since.
-I just love playing in a great big pile of leafs. Burning them is fun too. Except when you accidentally set someone on fire. Poor grandma. Her eyebrows never grew back.
Winter:
-It's Winter. Wear a sweater. Does that help?
-Sorry. Couldn't make it into work today. It's too cold out there!
-When I was a kid, I made up my own superhero. I was "The Boy Weather - Master of the Forecasters!" My mom made me a cape and a mask, and I ran around my house shouting things like "Chance of Showers: 50 percent!". I fought off evil tornadoes and powerful hurricanes with my powers of prediction. I didn't have many friends.
-I had the worst Nightmare last night. I dreamed I was being chased by a penguin and he wanted to hit me with a fish.
-Did you know Penguins can't fly? They also have a natural resistance to polar bear attacks.
-I always wanted a pet penguin but my mother said that I was too young. I asked her again yesterday, but she said that I should let it slide.
Just call me Nikel
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