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#26 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 8:49 AM
It's good to have you, Chuck Norris, sir! And thanks for not roundhouse kicking us when the deadline drew closer!

If gotcha is all you’ve got, then you’ve got nothing. - Paul Krugman
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#27 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 10:02 AM
Yes Chuck! We hope our offerings of humble obeisance to your glorious furry mastery are worthy of your consideration and endorsement!
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#28 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 10:20 AM
hahaha text and picture makes me laugh SO hard, good idea
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#29 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 10:31 AM
It's Rebecca Black, not Jessica Black xD
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#30 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 10:41 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Shilene
It's Rebecca Black, not Jessica Black xD


Well, there you go. Proof that every celebrity before Chuck was just a fleeting thought. Nobody else could match his awesomeness and we were all so overwhelmed that nobody is really sure of the names of those considered before him.
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#31 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 10:51 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't get people's names wrong - he unilaterally rechristens them...

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#32 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 11:48 AM
Quote: Originally posted by whiterider
Chuck Norris doesn't get people's names wrong - he unilaterally rechristens them...

He don't like it? He rechristens you!! Awesome!!

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#33 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 11:51 AM
Mr. Chuck Norris, sir, thank you for coming here.

And to the staff:
I love Chuck Norris! Thank you for inviting him!

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#34 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 11:53 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't get your name wrong. Your parents gave you the wrong name when you were born.
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#35 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 11:56 AM
Welcome Sir Norris.

/me offers an unicorn flavored ice cream
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#36 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 12:23 PM
There is not ctrl button in Chuck Norris' computer, Chuck Norris is always in control!

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#37 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 12:25 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Vampire_aninyosaloh
There is not ctrl button in Chuck Norris' computer, Chuck Norris is always in control!


There is also no "escape" key. There is no escape from Chuck Norris.
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#38 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 12:28 PM
Oh my goodness! You achieved the space pony achievement! Are you gonna eat it?

Check out my tutorials: For TS4: Eyelashes and for TS2: Eyes and Eyes 2
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#39 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 12:35 PM
You're announcing this endorsement just as I've started building a Chuck Norris world in TS3? Seriously?? I can't believe it - only of course I should believe it. We are, after all, talking about Chuck Norris. Hail to the Chuck! :lovestruc
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#40 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 12:36 PM
Epic celebrity endorsement! I I for one welcome our new Churck Norris overlord! *nods sagely*
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#41 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 12:45 PM
Nearly died laughing at all these comments
"Chuck Norris doesn't need to breath, he holds air hostage!"

You're lying to Sam like he's your wife. Which kinda makes me your mistress.
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#42 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 12:57 PM Last edited by missy harries : 1st Apr 2012 at 6:32 PM.
April Fools!
P.s. I really do love chucks pajamas......



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#43 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 1:01 PM
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food

Check out my tutorials: For TS4: Eyelashes and for TS2: Eyes and Eyes 2
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Please, call me Nina (:
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#44 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 1:39 PM
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a keyboard to type a reply

Me back after a long hiatus :)
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#45 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 1:44 PM
What a great celebrity for a great day!

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#46 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 1:47 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Vampire_aninyosaloh
Oh my goodness! You achieved the space pony achievement! Are you gonna eat it?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat space ponies. He invented space ponies by kicking regular ponies into space.
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#47 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 1:51 PM
Superheroes dress as Chuck Norris for Halloween!

We are not worthy.
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#48 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 2:17 PM
Finally...a celebrity endorsement that kicks ass! Well done MTS!
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#49 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 3:27 PM
I come to this site this beautiful Sunday morning and what do I see? Chuck Norris kicking a unicorn in the face!
#50 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 3:37 PM
is this an april fools thing? Because if not..... well I might seriously have to start thinking about posting elsewhere.
Locked thread | Locked by: leesester Reason: yes, it was an April Fools
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