I found one on insimenator though it doesn't have any pictures anymore that seemed to be important. Apparently I just need SimPE for that but proper instructions would be great as there really aren't that many individual hiders out there. So if anyone knows a site that I didn't come across or even share their own experience with hiding maxis hair specifically, I'd be eternally grateful.

Which tutorial were you looking at? This one on Insim has images:
http://www.insimenator.org/index.ph...msg1562119.html

Oh, great! Looks like I found the same post but without the images, perhaps an archive version would be my guess? Either way, thank you!

The 'wap2' bit on the end of the URL indicates that you found the version formatted for mobile devices.

Ah, got it! Funny that I found that instead of your link considering I was on my PC at the time but alas, thank you!