"Why am I spending so much time looking for a house for a family I'm not even gonna play?"
I made a family to model a big project I'm working on, so I wanted to put them in a proper house so I can take some proper pictures, but....
"Good god! This house is both huge and pointless!"
The BV Mansion. Geez...

*after Sim pulls off a ventrilo fart and the other Sim laughs away*

"I'll show you a real fart."

*my Sim rips one, causing others around her to wince from the smell*

Mind if I ask what that is?

Almost the entire party Weiss, went with the words "Oh no, do not beat him!" and "Do not hit her!"
Sometimes inviting Penny's friends is very reckless ...

Sorry, didn't get a notification on your post. Autonomous Bath Fixes by twojeffs. I forgot they're also allowed to bathe if their comfort is less than half, but I rarely have sims that get that low.

useful mod, thank you.
I admit, I stayed on that page a bit longer to watch his avi getting attacked by a ball...

My friend once asked me to time how long it took for my game to load. After I told him it was an hour, he was like "you really need to get rid of some mods."

Things I've said? I would probably get banned for that. Let's just say that I understand why God has a "Smite" button on his keyboard.

When TS2 gives you struggles, make memes

"damn! It's a girl. I wanted a boy! I was going to call him Gonzalo!"
"Well what about Gonzala?"
"Is that a name?"
"Or Gonzalette?"
"I prefer Gonzala"
"Or call it Gone and put it up for adoption"

Don't worry, I didn't put poor Gonzala Newson up for adoption just for being a girl

I saw that one but with different labels. Can't remember where I saw it, pinterest or Tumblr, but basically, the guy was 'me,' girl walking by was 'new cc' and old girlfriend was 'my download folder.'

A lot of my exclamations are when my sims decide to do anything other than eat when their hunger bars are in the red.... seriously I swear some of them have death wishes. Walt Cavanaugh decided to go play on the swingset despite his wife Lillian having served up some lovely mac and cheese for him. He uses the swing more than his son!
Also general 'no, no, no! what are you doing getting into bed with him? You're pregnant with your husbands child! How did you even get into this guys house?! Where did you come from? ABORT ABORT ABORT' as i frantically cancel the actions and get him to say goodbye to his guest. I do love ACR but it gives me heart attacks sometimes...

Speaking of mods trying to give you heart attacks...
Over the weekend I was playing Carlos Contender in Belladonna Cove. I had decided to let him be the romeo he's always believed he could be but wasn't cuz he was always too busy focusing on his career. I had moved in some girlfriends (3) and set up a no jealousy, free love type lot for him awhile back and he already had two kids. Then I played him again this week and had the most stressful toddler experience of my life.

ACR decided all three girlfriends should be pregnant at the same time and I'm like, "Um... okay? I guess." Then the births came and Triplets and Quads decided to give me triplets, twins, then another pair of triplets. I was like "Oh, you've got to be #@$*-ing kidding! So, it's like that, huh? Fine. Challenge accepted.

I use an aging mod, so while it meant I had more time for the toddler stage, it also meant that I had ten toddlers at once. Ten. Again, one of the more stressful simming experiences, but I did it. All ten are kids now and all skills were learned including the nursery rhyme. Needless to say, though, that Carlos will be investing heavily into the boarding school projects that the Belladonna Construction Committee just decided to build, for no reason at all. And he definitely is going to get a vasectomy.

Apparently "Walt" doesn't like Mac and Cheese.

"Okay, that is a scary noise." ...said as my computer randomly started whirring loudly for no apparent reason, and I immediately dashed to save my game.

Haha! Clearly doesn't like his wife's cooking, me thinks he's a bit of a perfectionist, they're both business moguls and neither of them have spent much time learning to cook. Their teen child has been hitting the cookbooks since he started out with the kids oven, hope he has better luck pleasing his dad!

@StrangeTownChick check your fan could be hard drive too. or cd/dvd drive

"Thanks for turning off the TV, b*tch."

This was WHILE one of my college sims was watching television and one of the dormies decided to turn it off RIGHT in front of him.

Pardon my french there. :p

Found it!

Me, as I give sims makeovers after they aged up.

"Aw, she's so cute. Look how cute she is."
"She's so pretty."
"She looks just like her dad. She's so cute."

The other day, I built a 2 bedrooms house. I was really proud of me.

- Wait! What! How come there's no bathroom in this house ?

I turned that into a luxury dorm once. It was great except that I forgot to put a cafeteria in there and also had nodormieprotect on. It soon became famous as being the only dorm from which more Sims had died than graduated, apart from that time I demolished a dorm I'd built three semesters into its existence...

"Of course the first thing you guys would be talking about is her!"

This is while Frank was on the phone with his best friend. Immediately they started chatting about their girlfriend who they're both in love with. Proof that Sims will always be thinking about their loved one, even if we players don't always notice it.

"The things I do for my game..."

"I need clothes for my sims" when my founders turned into elders.