however you spell it but that's when you drink too much beer or anything else that's with alcohol

Let me guess: knowledge sim?

"Are you two planning to audition for a contortionist act?"

Angela Pleasant and Tank Grunt had a little accident in the hot tub.

Popularity, actually.

Anything to make a new friend!

i edited a little bit and i use the word drunkard there
thanks for the reminding

"Save it for the honeymoon, guys."

Timothy Riley and Vivian Cho tried to sneak away in the middle of their wedding party to woohoo in the hot tub.

I am NOT paying you §100/hour to leave behind toilets I can still clean myself!

(slides Neat to 10)

"The hell? I'm not putting carpet on the street." >.<

A moment later...

"Wow, what's wrong with me? I placed a festive green carpet in the middle of the street. How will anyone be able to find the center stripe now?"

Well, now at least people will know where Santa has been.

"hmm yeah leaving newborn children on the cold hard bathroom floor is very healthy..."

"ok your curvy that means your fat in sims"

oh brandi you want to raise 20 puppies or kittens AND have 10 kids? wow

ugh girl why won't you show your belly after you tried to have a damn baby ?!?! (the woman is pregnant anyways)
why?? (there's only one way how to get rid of that problem even though it might crash my game but i'll delete it ASAP after i fix that problem)
the moving out thing won't help since i've done that before a few months ago (ignore my poor english)

and i also said other things while playing sims 2

ugh girl why do you hate your 2 brothers so bad?!?!
you only love your other brother and 2 sisters just deal with it alright!!!

and a few years ago i was playing sims 2 and said some stuff like:

ugh did i just forgot to make a bathroom??? (or either way the bedroom, livingroom diner room and whatever,) ugh i'm a failure builder
i even once forgot to put the windows the door and even the stairs in the house


(i use the hack called inteenimater to end up a pregnancy since the female sim's belly didn't showed up after 1 day so i make it looks like she has a miscarriage,
i tried that out at once when i was a few years younger when i downloaded that hack for the first time,

i just wanna try everything out with that hack so i clicked on the sims or whatever i was clicking at and i had a few options and one of them was to have a miscarriage so i tried that out and the sim wasn't pregnant anymore. so that's why i knew how to end up a pregnancy )

"You just can't catch a break, can you?"

On his honeymoon, Timothy Riley got a bad chance card on a tour and got chased by bees....then struck by lightning! Then he clogged up the toilet.

"Why is there still noise when she just stepped out?"

Apparently some apartment neighbors can be so rude that they'll leave their television or stereo running loud while they do stuff outside. It was also an unexpected surprise.

"Dude, are you @$%ing serious?"

Aaron Atkins is constantly doing the whole fake barfing thing at Tarek Lari and now he suddenly rolls a want to fall in love with him. Dude, seriously? Tarek's also straight!

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
(whenever my sim puts a newborn on the floor)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg

Dang it, when did you get 4 b--bs?!

When you put AF underwear on EF. Such injustice. Ugh. No words can express...

That is why I changed my EF body shape. XD

Cool! A new species of alien!

"Dude, okay. Can you please go now? Get out!"

Freakin' elderly chef had to cheer for every woohoo occurring in the photo booths outside. I ended up having to delete him with the moveobjects cheat while buy/build mode was enabled. -.-

"oh yeah yeah putting your newborn son on the cold,cockroach ridden floor is healthy"

this actually happened the kid had a pile of trash near him and roaches the mother dropped the baby to woohoo;she got pregnant again

You could always... 1) Direct your sims to clean up 2) Hire a maid or butler

"I'll show you a real fart."

After someone pulls a ventrilo fart prank on another Sim, I'll have my Sim come in with a real fart.

"Why are farts in this game contagious?"

Just moments ago after that shenanigan, I had the urge to rip one myself. Fortunately it doesn't happen too often but it has happened.

I got curious about whether they're actually contagious.



All right then.

"I wish I could be more shocked about you randomly streaking into the sorority dorm, but I'm more surprised by how calmly she's eating with your junk in her face."

A random YA ran into my new sorority house streaking. None of the girls so much as glanced his way. One was on the exercise bike, while the other was eating when he came to stand right next to her. He was looking at her like 'Um, hello?! I'm wearing my birthday suit and you haven't so much as blinked!'

She's just like '2 out of 10'.