"Okay Astrid--Holly--Hannah--whoever you are."
My first day with this family and I keep calling the poor girl by her mothers' names.

"Aww crap...I forgot to randomize the thing"
After noticing the 2nd baby had the same eye, skin and hair color as the first one...when he had multiple options to inherit so it reminded me I forgot. Thankfully I had just saved and exited without saving...he was probably a clone.

"Well if you'd just be patient! He's doing the best he can!" (said to angry customer waiting in line that yelled at my Sim for taking too long) followed by
"If you hadn't all went in line at the same dang time"
"Now leave!" (said to random Sim I greeted, used for some social need and told to leave once it was fulfilled)
"Don't puke, don't puke" (said when playing with baby)
"Man you're a slob"
"You clogged it you unclog it! I don't wanna hear it!"
XD

There are seven chairs in this room! Why do you keep sitting on the one in front of the computer when someone else needs to sit there to write their term paper?!

"NO POKING!"
(I'm so fed up with Veronaville. And some of the campus feuds are almost as bad.)

I have ACR... So I get a lot of.. "Wait... why are you trying for a baby!! STOP!! CANCEL INTERACTION.. CANCEL INTERACTION!!" *baby chimes* crud.

I also find myself getting way too into being rude to those annoying sims that come home with your sims every day from work. lol. "Yeah, sure eat all our food..." "COOL, you clogged the toilet. awesome." "The girls don't like you, sorry. You can leave now though." haha.

"Stop complaining about the environment! Why do you think I sent you out there to pull the weeds? Get to it!"
"Don't moan to me that you're hungry. i sent you to eat some food but no, you disobeyed and went off to play a game. Tough."

When did that damned cat destroy the bed? Next time I'll send it to the adoption pool!
Second time it happened in game

When a family has enough kids for me, I pick the option that the sim can't get pregnant. Puts a stop to that. Or in some homes, I put that so I can decide when they have kids. Then again, the game likes to give me twins/triplets/quads when I let them get pregnant, I know it is getting me back for this.

You aren't that tired, keeping doing what I said to do.

"Now you are going to school totally stinky". When Tina Traveller decided to play with her baby bro after feeding him and just before school bus arrive.

I just noticed that I make every gay sim very stereotypically flamboyant, twinky, and fabulous in terms of clothing/hair and, gasp, eyebrows.
Some sims have an eyebrow game so strong I'm falling for them myself
Anyway, I noticed it while looking up a job for one of my gay sims, and finally making him a beautician, whispering to myself: "That job seems gay enough."
He also drives a hybrid, so that is quite stereotypical as well

"Whoa! Whoa, no, hold on, I'm getting dizzy, nooo, help!"

After innocently placing a few boats in my neighborhood's marina, the camera started whipping around in circles like crazy. Nothing could stop it! I pressed all of the buttons, and nothing would work. Thankfully it stopped after I switched windows... I'm not quite sure I could take much more spinning! I'm not normally so sensitive to motion, but... goodness!

You can stop that by opening the storytelling album.

Yeah, I know, makes no sense.

"Naw, you don't have to go to class - you can't advance your grade bar anyhow."

I was feeling rather sick and seeing my simmy microwaving a TV Dinner I muttered "ugh, how can you eat that..."

Playing a family of 3, the mother is pregnant and there's minimal space. The house is only two bedrooms.
The mother gives birth.. And suddenly the "There's TWO new babies in the family" screen comes up.
"Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"
Then, when I think it can't get any worse, four new icons appear.
"Screw my life."

All said while building

"That's what that's for" I was using siding and I always use the end pieces for detail and wondered what the piece that looked like it was both mashed together was for and then the way I built an entrance called for that piece lol. I don't know how to put it in words.
"I don't need it that peppy"
"Now I need doors and windows"
"Oh i'm good" Said when I put a door where I thought it was centered and then measured the walls and found I got it perfect
XD

"Stop eating cake! You need something nutritious! Yes, I know they look delicious, why do you think I downloaded them? You have a homemade dinner waiting for you, do you really need 40 slices of each cake?"

It was then that I realized I made a great mistake placing Exnem's cake carts when there isn't a party going on.

I think I have some mods that conflict with ACR because lately after my sims have been doing the nasty, when they wake up they continue walking around in the nude, so the past few days have consisted of me yelling 'Oh my God, why are you naked?' And 'Will you both just go put your clothes back on?!?!'

@Bigsimsfan12 -- Some Sims are just absent-minded about their clothing or lack of it. Pleasure Sims seem to be the greatest offenders; I've said, "Put something on, Captain Prince!" more times than I'd like to count when my Paris Prince decides to walk around the locker room in full pixelated glory after a shower, and some of the Tricou kids are turning out just as bad. I actually said "Naked? Why? That's not helping!" when one of them and also-Pleasure teen Beatrice Monty reacted to a crisis by hurrying outdoors, into a crowd, minus even pixelation. Yeah, someone was dying, but it wasn't like the house was on fire. They could have grabbed some clothes.

@freefalldreams My pleasure sims are good as gold. I'm not sure what's been going on with my sims recently, its not just the absent minded that are walking around naked. I've just had Mary and John Burb walking around naked during their sons birthday party! Luckily they both went to take showers so they were only nude for a little while (though one of them went outside to put food in the cats bowl first). They're like a bunch of nudists!

"Why is this baby green!?"
"Why is this baby darker than both its parents!?"
"That's it, I'm deleting these skins!"
"Why won't you age up!?"
"Why do all of you keep bringing the same two people home from school?"

"You'd better not get abducted!"
I have plans for Cory Granville-Carver and having an alien baby is not part of them. Well, my sims often do what they want to and not what I want them to do.

"Aw, you're just like a virtual me!"
(that's when I woke up with two new lovely zits that had settled on my forehead, and then my sim got them too!)

"Ew....ew....ew..." Said in CAS
"You don't wanna be roofed FINE Don't be!" Mind you it still technically gets roofed, with the free ceiling tiles, it just means a flat roof when I say that as I can't often make roofs look good lol I think it's the shape of my houses sometimes lol
"You need eyes" That didn't come out right because i'm in CAS and the Sim has eyes, I just ment different eyes XD