Here are some of my quotes...
"Stop kissing that sponge mop and WooHoo with the maid already!!"
"Dude, stop complaining that the chair's occupied when you're standing right next to it!!! Use your eyes!"
"Oh, will you stop blocking the doorway already? That's a fire hazard, you know!"
"Stop hiking up all those flights of stairs to your apartment just to put your homework down! Just put it on the sidewalk and I'll use my Hand of God to move it up for you."
"Ooh, a teenager just PWNED an adult in a fight."
"I really hate it when you turn on the stereo, then turn on the TV, then go and play computer games. Do you idiots not know what 'Saving Electricity' means??"
"Looks like making out in front of Mrs. CrumpleButt was a bad idea..."
"Stop sitting down and staring at the wall! You can sit down and watch TV. Multi-task!"
"This house looks great, but it's missing just one little thing... I know! *selects Sim* Put those toaster pastries in the oven! Now just go outside and... yes, ignore the stove. Lovely day, eh? Hmm, smells kinda... smoky. Why don't you go back inside? Yes, have fun!"
"That Garden Club idiot is starting to get really annoying.... *goes to FFS Lot Debugger and Smites the annoying Sim*"
"You don't NEED to get up to fart, dammit! I fart in my chair all the time, and nothing bad happened. Except for sheer embarrassment, but it's even more embarrassing if you stand up to do it!"
"Think I'll watch Simlish TV with you guys."
"You've just wasted 30 Sim minutes of your life announcing to the world that you've returned home from work."
"You look really stupid cheering about your A+ on the street while your parents are fighting upstairs."
"*when kids play Cops and Robbers* This doesn't really look like C&R. Looks more like "Guns and Ninjas!" Cause you can dodge bullets even when the gun's pointed directly at you."
"*when Sims panic around a fire* I could watch this crazy dance all day. In fact, I might just record a video of myself doing it IRL!"
"Isn't this the same house that LGR moved into in his LGR Plays video?"
"I love how half the party is doing the slap dance, the other half the hula. And you're just standing there awkwardly dancing the smustle."
"Well, landlord, you said you were throwing a building party, called for a pizza, placed the box in MY apartment, and none of my neighbors ever left their homes. You sure do suck at throwing parties when there is no party."