fthomas, broken YouTube links don't count as a funny story. :p
ransie, yes, a funny story is needed.

^ Oh D: , they were working before
I shall work on a story (:

Hmm...lessee herr.

Well, the simple canis familiarus species has recently decided to cast me aside as their goddess...the nerve. And so recently I fell in with the Fennec fox species (see link for a visual). They have decided that, as THEIR ruler, I shall simply be known as Fennec.

Fennec Fox

Thank you for the name change! I appreciate it. And Toki likes you, lots. Now. I'm going to go and eat sugar cubes. I'm happy!

Thanks for the change in usernames! You just made my day! Now if only the official Sims site would let me change it...-_- but they're not nearly as cool as you peoples!

I would like to have my username changed to ModernChemistry

My dog, Puppy, loves shoes, bras, and underwear. We constantly find a garment of ours laying in the backyard. The other week I caught Puppy with one my sister's bras. I chased the dog throughout the entire house and around the backyard. We live in a busy suburb and it was around rush hour. Several people saw me leap for the dog and standing in the middle of the backyard with a bra in my hand. I decided I needed a change in my life, I figured I start with my username. I hope my embarrassment was amusing for everyone.

I would like my username changed to TVRdesigns

There once was a boy named Tom who was madly in love Emily Sue Van Jansen. But sadly, Emily Sue Van Jansen (ESVJ for short) could only love someone named TVRdesigns. She was awfully shallow you know... Anyway, as the story goes, ESVJ got VERY drunk one night and decided to sleep with Tom. Obviously, for the purposes of the story, she got knocked up. Now, I know what you are thinking. Why did she get knocked up. Well, because I needed to write something and had no idea what. BUT. I digress. Tom purposefully forgot the bag, and in this way, he made ESVJ love him. Well.. not love, so much as need, for financial support, but the feeling was there. So, eventually, after the baby was born, ESJV got another job, and threatened Tom that if he didnt change his name, she would leave him.

*Insert name change here*

But now, thanks to the mods at MTS.info, there is no worries anymore. Because all is well, and all is right. Once again, the day is saved.

Anyway. Thats the story about how I met your mother. (HIMYM reference)

KyleTheArtist had an argument with Ruffnut. Ruffnut said that she should be Kyle's MTS identity while her Kyle name should be kept to DA. She also suggested, that who ever punches out more teeth, wins. Ruffnut went 1st. She knocked out all 33 teeth. Kyle went next and she only knocke out 4. When she asked why only 4, Ruffnut replied, " I only have 4!"

There for, Kyle is asking if her name can be changed to Ruffnut, since she honestly won.

Thanks in advance.

Last edited by KyleTheArtist : 12th May 2010 at 12:06 AM.

There once was a girl named Taylor. She wanted to change her name. She wondered around, searching for a name. She then thought of her own. So she typed it after that link. Unfortunately, she was taken aback. Why would a MAN take her name?! She simple must not have this! Sadly, it was taken recently....So she wondered about some more. Feeling ever so poor.....She could not imagine a name that would mean the same. Thus, she was struck. By lightning of course! She then heard the name.....Weeaboo.....A simple but funny name.....One which means so many things...Yet has not one solid and concise meaning...And so....She has requested....Weeaboo.

Funny enough? :D

Also, don't mind my asking, but how do I post stories?

Just to mention, I'm not truly addicted to soy sauce. It's too salty to put on every possible thing.

A starving Sim, named Ineuit2, walked into a Chinese restaurant, looking for a meal...but the menu was in Chinese, and sadly, she could only read Simlish. She didn't want to guess at what she was ordering, so she walked out to the back of the restaurant, and found the back door unlocked. That door lead to the kitchen. There, she could sneak around and find what they were cooking, so she would know what there was to order. Unfortunately, she just wasn't sneaky enough. The chef had spotted her and shoved her into a large pot of yesterday's soy sauce, which was going to be poured out later (this chef was strict on the freshness of things).

As Ineuit2 floated in this sauce, she realized how delicious it was, and decided to stay in it overnight. Quickly, she became addicted to it.

When morning arrived, the janitor poured the sauce into the sink. He wasn't very surprised when he saw Ineuit2 sliding out of the pot (she was beginning to cry, since she didn't enjoy seeing her precious liquid flow down the drain) because it had happened so many times before.

Ineuit2, with soaked and stained clothes, ran out of the restaurant seeking more of the substance that would begin to change her life...

...And now, she calls herself Joy Sauce.

No Sims were hurt in this story.
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I kind of rushed on that, but that's all I could really come up with to go with the name. It was pretty fun, though.
Anyway, thanks for making this thread! Not many sites give you this kind of opportunity. :3

Last edited by Ineuit2 : 28th May 2010 at 11:22 PM.

When I became a member here the name simwit was taken, so I stuck a pencil in each ear and called myself -simwit-. I've been walking around with a pencil in my ears ever since, because I can't seem to remove them (the pencils, not my ears). I don't want to bore you with all of the problems this causes, but can you imagine how difficult it is for me to get some sleep now?

I'd really like an MTS administrator to grab hold of both pencils and pull them out of my ears, so I can be simwit from now on. Oh, and just to be safe, I'm begging you to pull, please don't push.


(By the way, according to the link you provided for checking if a username exists, the username simwit is no longer in use.)

she really doesn't like empeomeo------ username... she doesn't accept it beacause everyone could contact my simply using that mail.
Why should have i written my mail as username? because when i signed up i was having a footbath and watching at tv. Should i have been more aware? Maybe yes, but i'm still excited when I think about champion's league winner: INTER!!! Yes it is my passion, what an incredible team...

This is not simply amusing, this is truth and boring for me.
If you want particulars I'll give you all the particulars of the footbath, and photos too...

Who is Christelle? She's my second personality... people names her Buq (bad ugly quarrelsome)

Appreciate the effort writing in english, I hope you'll accept Christelle's request changing my name in empeomeo... simply

I had 2 little yorkies. I adored them. Then one day a vampire came and ate my yorkies. His name was....... EDWARD CULLEN!!!!! Sooo I decided, to get revenge, that I would change my name to ILUVTAYLORLAUTNER to annoy that EVIL yorkie-eating vampire!

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since friday....

This is my funny story. If its funny enough please change my username to lollipopsim. Thanks<3

Please change my name to: LoonehWannabe (L & W caps)

There once was a modder named Joe. You see, Joe had origionally wanted to be a computer programmer, but when he was at the store to get programming software, he found it. 'It' happened to be the Sims 3. Joe forgot about computer programming and played happily for a few years until he got bored, and hit him. He was destined to be a modder! He had a college degree and everything, so he made several hacks and became addicted. He thought the mods and hacks would apply to him eventually. He created a mod where Sims could buy houses for free, so he moved out of his apartment and found a beautiful mansion, an he tried to get it using his hack. He was forced to live on the streets with only a laptop and $50, so then he created a no hunger mod for his Sims, and as he thought, himself. The next day he spent the rest of his money on a Sims 3 EP. He soon began to feel hungry, but he thought his hunger bar would go up. Joe died of starvation 10 days later, and was buried with his prized Sims 3 game. His last words were, "John(his brother), resurrect me when they call." John had no idea what he was talking about, so he just shrugged and scheduled a funeral.

Last edited by Mickeyblue33 : 9th Jul 2010 at 02:55 AM.

Hello! First I apologize because I do not speak English, this text was translated with Google ...! Sorry!

I am a "builder Sims" ... hehe! I'm long, I love your site because it offers a great material, and completely free!

The reason for my post is to change my nickname...! From "casmar07" a "casmar" only ...! Many times people think that "casmar 07" is "casmaro 7"! Not if I explain good! Zero is replaced by an "o", and people read it wrong ...! Besides everyone calls me "casmar" without, not to mention the "07 "...!

I'm trying to change my nickname in all the websites that I'm registered ...! Mainly SimControl where normally upload my creations ...! Some time ago I tried to post here, but not speaking English was a big difficulty for me ..!

Well, I hope not having bored with my story! I await your response, a hug from the shores of the Mediterranean Sea ...!

So.
If I want to change user name here, I got to look for the name that I want to change into first, if it't not taken, I state here and tell funny story....
I see.
Then this is name i wanted to be changed to: michael8593
And here is my story.

Once uppon time, there was guy called AJY.
He came to United States for living.
And he attened school.
So, he registered his full name on his passport.
Then he attended middle school to College.
One day, the admission & record person asked him to come to the office.
And told him, "Use your stupid own name that is on the passport."
AJY said, "No, cause it is writen wrong on the passport!!!! It shouldn't have damn space!!!!"
The person who works in admission & records says: "Get your tiny body out of here. What you have name on ur passport will stuck with your ass"

There.
Hope my story was fun enough to change my username.

Hai, I want my name to be IndycentSimCreations instead of Indycent. I already checked the site, and there is no IndycentSimCreations. Funny story now.

Every night, Indycent would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left.

The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang.

He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left.

The fourth night Indycent didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Indycent and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Indycent went to see his doctor. He explained events of the preceding four nights. "

" What can I do? " he pleaded.

" You could change your name, " The doctor replied. " What is your name?"

" Indycent, " he replied "Maybe i could be named IndycentSimCreations....."

Indycent decided to change his name to IndycentSimCreations, and the bug never came back again.
Maybe the bug hated the name as much as he did.

Last edited by indycent : 3rd Jul 2010 at 11:43 PM.

I would like to change my user name because this is the first site that I had ever signed up for and I didn't know that I was suppose to have a fictitious name. I try not to post here because of it . I forgot where I was and posted on the sister site. If that isn't funny enough, then my cat ate my username.

I would like it to be changed to Access Denied.

Last edited by michelle hilbrands : 19th Jun 2010 at 03:30 AM. Reason: forgot the new username

Please change my nick to spacecadet.

Reason: I have a very similar username to my current one at another sims site known for hacking members' accounts at other sites and I don't want them to ever, ever find me anywhere else. Alternatively, people think my username means that I am a teenager when I am in fact very, very old (although not nearly as old as Inge or even half as old as Pescado). This is somewhat funny I suppose.

i want to change my username to PunkDude, it isn't taken and it is simple, and i realy want it, please

story: soon im going to start uploading punkish CC (currently working on punkish hairs) and i need something that will sound good with my content and look good with my picture

Thankfully, I don't think anyone is trash anymore. That was back when I was an emotional 16-year old... 8 years ago. I've been on meds for awhile and I have a more positive view of the world, so can I please be "Juniper" now?

PS. I was kidding about the meds...

Simly, a veteran Sims player having played the Sims games for ten years, finally decided to start creating custom content herself. So she thought about possible items she could create. She decided some clothes and maybe a couple of new eye contacts would be nice for a start. She read a lot of tutorials and worked with different tools for days (she being a perfectionist and needing to fix all sorts of small things before being happy with her stuff). It didn't help matters much that her graphics tablet decided now was the time to mock her endlessly by having all sorts of malfunctions.
But that was not all Simly had to endure while working on her creations. Her jealous cat didn't like being ignored for such a trivial thing as Sims stuff and decided to screw things up a bit, also seeking revenge by hunting down the Hand of Creation holding the mouse, resulting in screams of pain and forced intermissions of Simly's work.
With a few creations finally being done and working properly, another problem came up - she needed a proper name identifying her as the one who put all her effort into a tiny little something.
She pondered for hours and finally decided she would like to be known as "Simlicious". Unfortunately, she had already registered under the name Simly at her favorite Sims 3 website.

Now, Simly would be very happy to receive the new username Simlicious so she can share her new creations properly!

ermm... A duck walked into a pub and said 'Can I have some bread?', the Barman said 'We don't serve bread.' so the duck asked the barman again, 'Can I have some bread?' and the barman began to get more angry and said 'We don't do bread.' so then the duck asked again and the barman said 'If you ask for bread again, I'm going to nail your beak the bar.' so the duck asked 'Can I have some nails?' and the barman said 'I don't have any nails.' so the duck asked 'Got any bread?'

OK, am I alone with that one? Please, just Dynare, that's all I ask for.

Stories need to be amusing, you know, make an Admin,