#73
5th Mar 2010 at 9:22 PM
Last edited by sfsix : 6th Mar 2010 at
5:26 AM.
continuing my list. too much sims when..
Quote: Originally posted by sfsix
too much sims when...
1. you're a student and you stopped worrying about school thinking you can just hit the "load" button if you ever fail at something :D
2. you think about the rarity of the seeds along the sidewalks
3. youre staring at your sims play the sims, whose sims are playing the sims, whose sims are playing the sims, whose sims are..
4. you start talking to your sims.
5. sims are talking to you.
6. the sims 3 is at the very top in your start menu recent shortcuts list
7. your desktop is filled with .package files
8. you know simlish
9. when you meet a stranger, you imagine the cas menus to the left of them.
10. you have tutored your real baby to talk in simlish
11. you wonder who is simming you at the moment
12. working in cas has influenced you to get plastic surgery
13. you imagine your relationship bars for each person you know, even pets
14. when you throw tantrums, you start screaming in simlish
15. a lot of music you hear reminds you of sims music
16. you move your head in wierd circular motions before you do something
17. you've actually tried the charisma thing in front of the mirror, and found out that it really doesnt do anything.
18. you can answer every bug question in the forums. you've seen them all
19. you get a BSOD saying, STOP_PLAYING_SIMS
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20. you forget how to whoohoo because you're distorted by the sims' reality of how to woohoo.
21. playing the sims gives you a +50 moodlet
22. you have credit card debt to the sims 3 store.
23. you start thinking all your clothes and hair are cc. you ask your parents for more cc if you're a kid, "i want more c. c.!"
24. you're paranoid that a single meal eaten after being full will result in you transforming into having more mass than the hulk.
25. you think you can lose it all by running an hour.
26. you have spent more money on harddrives to store your cc with than on the game itself.
27. you think you can get away with burglaries while a policeman's in the victim's house.
28. you start feeling compassionate about the sims for being stupid. "sorry, it's my fault that the video game is in the way that you can't repair the TV."
29. you completely ignore your teeth's health now, like sims
30. stop playing the sims gives you get a -50 moodlet
31. your lifetime wish is to work at EA
32. your social bar fills up when you're playing with the sims
33. your fun bar stays the same and cannot be filled while you're playing the sims, because you're addicted
34. you ignore your hunger, energy, hygiene, and bladder bars while playing the sims
35. when you meet someone you say "dos ve dana!" then catch yourself. :x
36. you accurately karaoke to sims music.
37. you've extracted all the music from the game files for constant listening
38. you mistake korean writing for simlish writing (they look so damn same!)
39. one of your current wishes is to join the EA career, and you've "locked" it
40. one of your current wishes is to play the sims, +1000 reward points
41. you've planted a dollar hoping it'd grow.
42. you mistake the current sims date for the real date.
43. you mistake the current sims time for the real time.
44. there's live fish in your fridge.
45. you prefer sims 3 scenery over real life scenery
46. you'd rather watch your sims walk in the park than going to a real park yourself.
47. the -50 was temporary, but you get a -20 that is CONSTANT.
48. 4/4 of your current wishes are to play the sims
49. before you ask someone about their day, you point your head up, and then nod.
50. you complain to your boss about not coming to work because of your "moodlets."
...DONT ASK ME HOW TO WHOOHOO!