Granted. However this means that you will never be able to speak a word to said person for the rest of your life, and neither will he be able to hear you. One day you are taking a stroll in the park when a Zombie-Goat attacks you and drags you to his hidden lair and just starts savagely ripping off pieces of your flesh and eating it. The only person around that can save you is said guy, you try to scream for him to hear you but not a single word comes out of your mouth not even a breath. The Zombie-Goat eats you like corn on a cob and then craps you out into a lake. All because you wished you hadn't said anything to him, you are now a steaming pile of goat shit.

What? I have to keep it creative

I wish I had a giant bowl of ice cream right now.

Granted but your icecream is all melted.

I wish i could spend forever with the person i like

Lol, I like your style.

Granted, but as soon as your "forever"starts, aliens abduct you and take you to their secret research facilities in outer space and put you both in separate container-tube thingy-s and then they cook you, together, into pleasant people pie and then one alien eats you. Since aliens never expell waste from their bodies, the two of you spend eternity as chewed up pie in an alien's stomach.

I wish I will someday find love :lovestruc

Granted but you meet them the day before you die.

i wish i was not busy today

Granted but it's only because you die.

I wish I could travel to Hawaii this weekend.

Granted, but the moment you arrive there is a missile attack from the aliens and they need to evacuate everybody. Then, on Monday, they realize it was just a firecracker sent off for the 4th of July, but by then the weekend is over and you've missed your chance.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you get hit by every airplane in the sky

I wish i could time travel

Granted, but you travel into the past to see dinosaurs and one of them breaks your time-machine so you are stuck there until you die.

I wish my teachers hadn't decided to give us tests the week before exams. We've already got enough studying to do!

Granted,instead they give you tests the week AFTER exams.
I wish Tinierme would load.

Granted, but then you'd find out that your account had been deleted.

I wish my computer didn't have any blocks on it

Granted,but now everything else does.
I wish Hatsune Miku would do a concert in Seattle.

Granted but a big thunder storm comes and hits Hatsune Miku

I wish the weather is nice today

Granted, but every other day of your miserable life will be plagued by temperatures below zero (Fahrenheit) and full of thunderstorms and hail and tornadoes and hurricanes and you can never EVER leave your house again. So enjoy this one last day of good weather

I wish I could get A's on all of my exams without having to take them.

Granted but then they find out you did not take them and you fail every single test you take.


i wish life was simple

Granted, but everything is so simple it becomes extremely boring and you hate it.

I wish I had the adapter so I could charge my laptop

Granted, but then your laptop breaks down because I am that evil (sorry )

I wish I had chocolate :D

Granted, but your chocolate turns out to be doggy chocolate (I can't be the only person whose heard that immature old rhyme. If not, then I'm a sick person ^^ )

I wish I could solve an entire Rubik's cube...

Granted but it takes you so long you only finish it in 2072.

I wish I wasn't arachnophobic.

Granted,but now you are scared of everything else.
I wish my new crush wasn't friends with the old one that hates me.

Granted but the old one with slap you.
I wish that I have a million dollars.

Granted, but then all of it burns.

I wish I never had to clean out catboxes again.

Granted, now you have to clean out dog poop from the backyard. I'm not sure which is worse, though.

I wish I had an awesome avatar.

Granted, but it's pixelated to death.

I wish he knew I wanted to be friends.

Granted, he does know, but you don't.

I wish this wish will be failed.

Granted, but it then succeds..

I wish that.....The hunger games was reality! (Wow obsessing much?)