^^Dunno if you're still reading, but just in case your house looks Goddamn kick ass. I really like the glass roof over the car.
So I did some building last night, assisted by a couple of pictures from Google Images. I'm shitty at planning out the exterior and shapes out houses so I just plonked a single storey house from Generations down and ripped apart the innards to make a mayoral office.
Waiting area, taken right inside the main entrance.
Fancy pants decorating, and a radio for bored waiting visitors to listen to. And no doubt, as it's Sims, party hard.
A "modest" statue of the mayor himself, Dameon Tier.
So we go through the white door as seen in the first picture, into Mr Tier's office and are greeted with:
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And thus, we see a little more about why Dameon looks as he does, if his statue is anything to go by (and how many people would commission a statue of themselves looking morbidly obese if they
weren't? Not Dameon, that's for sure! But don't call him obese. He's not. He's buff. He's ripped. Muscles jiggle to the touch, right? Well, Dameon's do and for the love of God don't question it.)
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Note the giant roast turkey. Somehow it's yet to be reduced to sheer bones.
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Every time one of Dameon's assistants enters McDonald's, the place's manager starts humming "We're in the Money".
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A box of tissues for any guests that might be reduced to tears for whatever reason, a magazine for entertainment, and packets of crisps and...uh, sausages. Raw. Delicious!
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Nutella goes on everything.
I mean everything.
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A single piece of toast, no doubt the healthiest foodstuff that's ever gone near Dameon's lips in a long, long time. Slathered generously in Nutella.
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On the wall behind Dameon's desk is a large photograph of himself. Not that he's egotistical.
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A snack for when he gets hungry filling out all sorts of paperwork and other dull things.
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The office must have an unusual aroma. No doubt all the smells of fast food, cheese and man farts have reduced multiple people to a vomiting mess.
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But it's not all a glutton-fest! Dameon does work, and he powers through it with a nice can of fizzy shit. And a doughnut. Or ten.
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Oh for fuck's sake you are
the worst Goddamn mayor.
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Thankfully Dameon's private bathroom isn't stuffed with food at all. In fact, barring whatever he may have just crammed into his mouth before entering, there's no food in the bathroom at all.
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Yet he still comes out hungry.