...when i think about having kids, but then being disappointed that eating apples or watermelons wont enhance the chance of either gender. *ashamed*

Lol that was so worth the watch it almost looks like someone should really make it a movie lol

That was funny and horrifying all at once.

when i want to type kaching/motherlode into my life.... when i think to myself i need a bladder.... or a hunger... when i decide my social metre is a bit low... when i tell my kids they should act like sim kids and since all their need meters are full they should play quietly. When i dream about my sims.....

OK i know i have definatly been playing too long! I watched that peeing myself laughing about 6 times, confusing the heck outta my family cos i was laughing too hard to explain (actually my six year old just joined in, cos she likes to be growd up) then i commented that they SHOULD make it for real hahahahaha god...

HI, my name is jess, and i am a sims addict....

When you wish you could fast forward time like the sims.

hahaha i never wish that... i wish i could SLOW TIME DOWN so i ciould play sims LONGER hahahahahahahah

I've found myself wanting to use moveobjects to delete certain people

OMG thats HILARIOUS!!! I love this thread!!!

I know i have been playing too much when i share my sim activities on facebook, instead of my own.....

When you hear kids talking and think "I've never heard my Sim kids say that before" and then realize the sound is coming from street and the kids belong to your neighbor... and your game is paused.

when you look at pictures on the internet and try to rotate them from all angles but then realize it's just a jpeg

here are more from me (Kinda sad isn't it?)

when you choose to play Sims over spring break instead of going on a trip

When you spend 3 days making one family

when you have a regular starting lot

when you buy milkshape (a meshing tool) for the sole purpose of making Sims stuff (only one on my lists so far that I haven't done, but I have seriously considered it)

HA HAHAHA i do that ALL THE TIME!!!!! and i do it on here with the pics of downloads!!! and i do it on the map websites and if im looking at a house for sale i try to use the keyboard shortcuts for sims to change the wall elevation and change stories!!!!!!!!!!! OH DEAR GRIEf!!!!!!!!!!

I`ve DONE that!


...and I don`t even own Sims Three! [I`m a Sims Two Simmer. ]

22. you have credit card debt to the sims 3 store.


O_o; The Sims 3 store isn't THAT good.

I've thought of more. i hope you enjoy them, lol.

51. you think everyone has 5 traits and you're trying to figure them out

52. you've bought 2 or more computers to sim simultaneously with

53. you try to rotate a real person like in CAS

54. you hear sims music play when you enter a store.

55. you hear build mode music play when you're at home depot

56. you figured out the entire sims source code just by playing it

57. your simself has done more things than you in your entire lifetime

58. when you're stuck in a route traffic you just wait there, just like the sims

59. you've spent more money on custom content paysites than on the game itself

60. you blame god when you can't get to a certain location, like beyond a fence

61. you think about what current moodlets you have.

62. after a chat with someone, you think whether it was a + to relationship, or - to relationship

63. you see thought bubbles over people, talk bubbles over people, or green sim diamonds over them

64. you sim one sim for a long time, and after awhile you believe you have the same skills that sim does.

65. you blame god for not being able to pee when you need to.

66. you think you're stupid because god didn't turn your autonomous level high enough.

67. you believe you're financially secure because you know cheats.

68. you dream about romancing with one of your own sims

69. you expect lights to turn off by themselves

70. you think about the values of your little artworks or photographs

71. you think about the values of random rocks you pick up.

72. you're hearing voices, sim voices

73. you go looking for shower in a can in stores

74. you see someone and go, "i know what skin he's using!"

75. you see someone's hair and go, "i know who made that hair!"

76. you see someone wearing something and go, "i've downloaded that one!"

77. you've actually seen a couple of people that look a lot like the sim you made (happened to me a lot)

78. when a cash clerk asks you for the method of payment, you think for a second: s___________.

79. you see furniture and cant help but think which expansion pack it came from

80. you expect things to sell instantly when you want them to

rofl SFSIX.... I love ya lists they cracking me up..... AND you have cleared up a little question for me....


69. you expect lights to turn off by themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i always for get to switch the lights off, now i know why, i will have to explain this to my husband..... haha

when I was waiting for my son outside Walmart, I saw this guy sitting there and thought, I know that hairdo, its from Rosesims

...you can't get the music from the Sims 3 exercise video out of your head. I just now caught myself singing it... :P

Continuing my list. Too much sims when...



81. you're a closet simmer

82. you've made everyone you know in the sims

83. you freak out when something is in the way of something

84. you think your sims pictures look better than real life pictures

85. you think about the features your baby would inherit from you and someone else.

86. you've modeled your real house, your friend's house, community lots, your entire neighborhood, etc. all in the sims

87. you're making your simself do exactly the things you're doing up to your current age (including making your sim play the sims)

88. you think about the number of days that are left in your lifetime before you die.

89. your weekend schedule is this: get up, play sims, sleep (okay maybe not sleep)

90. you have gigabytes worth of sims pictures

91. you have the urge to make everyone you see in CAS.

92. you'd rather see sims work out at the gym than getting pumped at the gym yourself.

93. you think your life's destiny and purpose is to create custom content for the sims games.

94. you've met your love interest via talking to them about the sims.

95. you simmed before you learned how to talk or walk

96. you still play through it all even though your computer sucks so much (you get BSODs every 5 minutes and your video card is bleeding acid)

97. you think you have more than one "best friend" (defeats the meaning of the word "best")

98. you see a small hole and think, there must be a tomb around here somewhere

99. people refer to you as "that guy who plays the sims"

100. you see a statue like the one in the sims and think, "pushable statue"

101. you used to be a penny-pincher, but playing the sims has influenced you to be much more of a spendthrift.

102. one of your external harddrives is labeled, "the sims custom content"

103. your cats went hungry, your fish died, but still you persist on spending all your time on taking care of your sims

104. you have an entire bookshelf dedicated to sims software

105. your moodlet right now is: "Depressed: not playing the sims, -20 mood. time left: -"

106. you get anxious or angry when your friends dont return the sims game that you lent them

107. you're playing and reading this at the same time, in which case #105 doesnt apply to you

108. you've mistaken foreigners to talk in simlish

109. when you're at a convenience store next to the software department in the sims section, you feel all proud that you own all the sims titles that are there

110. you sleep with the sims boxes next to you

111. you've labeled a DVD-R of yours "sims custom content vol. IV"

112. your simself has created a simself!

113. you're simulating someone in your house with a sim

114. you invite a friend over, and instead of interacting with them, you simulate what they are doing with a sim

115. whenever you do something, you make your simself do the same thing

116. you log every action your sim does

117. someone asks you what you did today, and you tell them what your sim did that day.

118. you are emotionally affected when one of your sims dies.

119. your diary includes what your sims did to each other that day. "dear diary. martha made up with jana today."

120. the first thing when you go to the mall is wanting to go to the sims section at the video game store

121. your simself's simself has created a simself

122. you've written a novel detailing your sims' life experiences

123. you've cried when one of your sims passed away.

124. you're an expert analyzer when it comes to making sim versions of real people.

125. your internet speed is 56k, your computer is pentium 3, but still you persist on downloading all the custom content you can see

126. you download custom content at your work

127. you really wish you can interact with your own sim

128. you try to simulate what you would do in the sims, then take the outcome seriously

129. your emotional states are directly related to the events created by your sims.

130. it takes an hour to load the game due to cc

131. you complain how boring the sims 3 is yet you play it anyway

132. you've been fired for downloading cc at work

133. when you think "childhood", you think "sims"

134. your load times in the sims 2 surpasses your play times due to cc

135. even though you own sims 3, you still play sims 1 as you're a hardcore junkie

136. you really throw a tantrum when you cannot find the sims cd in your house

137. you've become violent on multiple occasions when something happens in the sims that you didn't want

138. you can name every creator of the cc's that you downloaded

139. you tear up with nostalgia when viewing sims 1 or 2 videos

140. you can recall every text that comes up on the sims load screens

141. you havent shut down your computer for 3 days, with the sims running constantly on it

142. you have withdrawal effects from being away from sims related content

143. 90% of your web browser bookmarks are sims related

144. if you're a guy, girls laugh at you for simming so much

145. your entire family sims regularly

146. you've gone through the pain of replacing every single sim in a cultural city setting with more realistic looking sims.

147. when you think "last summer", you think "the sims"

148. your time searching for cc surpasses your playtimes

149. people find you odd that you're looking at sims pictures in public areas

150. you've had your parents lend you money to buy the sims

151. you've gone to sims rehabilitation

152. you own both the regular edition of the sims, as well as the collector's edition

153. your hamster has begged you to stop playing sims

154. you'd rather watch your sims race around in their cars than doing that in real life

155. you rather watch your sims whoohoo than watch.. yea

156. you've taken pictures of every hidden area in the sims including inside microwaves and cars

157. your wardrobe matches your sim's wardrobe

158. you rotate 360 degrees when in front of a mirror

159. you fulfilled the lifetime wish of every sim in the game in sims 2

160. you try to mark similarities between your town and your sims town

161. your entire sims 1/2/3 content number in the terabytes

162. you used to go crazy downloading stuff off the sims.com site back in sims 1

163. you refer to sex as whoohoo

164. you would still play sims even though your computer is completely saturated with viruses

165. you say the sims was boring from the very first one, yet you've played all three of them (and all their EPs) until now

166. you say the sims music sucks yet you grew into liking them

167. you can still recall the music played back in sims 1

168. you looked up the dictionary definitions of the text on the load screens in the first two sims

169. your wife/husband has divorced you for neglecting to be with her/him

170. you try to copy what your sims are doing

171. you've spent WAAAY too much time finding or making the perfect CAS lot back in sims 2

172. you try to copy your hair like they have it in the sims

173. when you think "my biography", you think "the sims"

174. whenever your sims watch tv, you sit down and watch with them

175. your doctor has diagnosed you with anorexia, insomnia, schizophrenia, and addiction

176. you've gone bankrupt and you've hidden the sims games from repossession

177. you're now homeless and yet you bring the sims games with you

178. you've been charged with misdemeanor for stealing a sim game from a store

179. you stalk EA employees

180. when you're at the library, you expect to find sims content there

181. in some elevators, while listening to their music some of them takes you back to the build mode/buy mode music back in sims 1

182. you've fantasized about a sim

183. you've locked the sims games away in a safe, afraid of being thieved

184. sims 1 refuses to run anymore, so you buy an old computer to run it

185. you're now in therapy treatment area or mental hospital

186. you've migrated from cigarettes to the sims

187. you are dedicating a room for future sims games to be stored in

188. you see dead sims. all the time.

189. when you try to record white noise you get simlish voices

190. the fortune teller tells you what will happen to your sims

191. you've made every celebrity you adore in the sims

192. you're imagining sim versions of people you see

193. you're imagining real versions of sims

194. when you make a sim walk down the beach, you move your camera alongside them as if you're on a date with them

195. you'd rather hear the simlish version of the songs than their real versions

196. you wish your sim would have your babies.

197. you bring a laptop with you for constant simming

198. you confuse real life with the sims sometimes

199. you cant tell the difference between simming and real life. at all.

200. you learned more life skills from the sims games than from real life

201. you are envious of your simself

202. you laugh at your simself when you torture him/her.

203. you think back about someone's name and can't remember whether it belonged to a sim or a real person

204. you're voodooing people with the sims, thinking that if you set their sim versions on fire the real ones will hurt

205. you do a ritual before you play the sims

206. you do a prayer for your sims before you play

207. you think, "this is what god must feel like when dealing with people."

208. you mistake the number of simoleans for your real account balance

209. you've reproduced the events of the world war in the sims

210. you're trying to reproduce the entire human history in the sims

211. you expect that someday, sims will rise up in retaliation against you

212. you've made a zombie town, vamp town, or naa'vi

213. you always feel hungry when watching your sims eat

214. you're paranoid that big brother is watching you or the thought police

215. your gtx280 is dying from running the sims all the time

216. your computer insists on booting on safe mode, and you think "oh what the hell. ill play it in safe mode"

217. your monitor is half broken, there's colored lines across it, and it's stuck in 640x480 resolution. yet you still play it

218. you play the sims even though you don't own a keyboard

219. you can play with only the sound on, no monitor

220. you try to pay off your phone bills in simoleons on accident

221. when you're buying a new home you show the realtors your game and say "this is what i want my house to look like."

222. you use the sims as a real home modeling tool

223. you look for sims objects to buy in real life

224. when you're getting plastic surgery you show the surgeons your sim and say "this is what I want to look like."

225. when you're getting a haircut, you show the hairdo that your sim has and ask them to reproduce it

David Letterman would never accept your list. It has to be 10 reasons.

Well, if Dave divided this list into Top Ten segments, he could get at least three weeks' worth of material out of it.

When i make myself as a sim and make my boyfriend as a sim and have us get married and live out our lives... Yes.. that is what i do... and also when i look at an object and wonder if someone could make that as costum content for my house. Or when i look through magazines for ideas for my sims home... or when i go to a baby name site and search for baby names for my sims kids... Yes.. i do these things... Or maybe it was when i made a My Simmies album on facebook and it had pictures of my sims... Hahaha.. yes i am a sim dork (:

226. This is your way of picking up on the opposite sex. you say, "God I gotta make you in CAS sometime."

227. You've stolen a sims cd from your friend's house

228. you've developed a sims fetish

229. when people ask you if you have children, you say, "I take care of my sims."

230. You regard the sims as your dogs

231. On a date with someone, you bring him/her to the sims isle in a store

232. You had all your skills maxed when you were playing The Sims Online back then

233. You cried when one of your sims died, but you didn't cry when one of your dogs died

234. back in the sims 2, you took the astronomical signs seriously as a real life dating compatability indicator

235. You hear the word "sin" and you think, "sims"

236. you thought you heard someone whisper in simlish

237. every acronym looks sims related

238. You've guided the Israelites out of Egypt to the promised land, punishing sims as needed...

239. then you drowned King Pharoah and his army of (hydrophobic) men in a pool of water...

240. then did a Chinese and French version of it