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Originally Posted by Emmett Brown
I decided to limit myself only to news sources that are spoken or written in classical Latin. This works because I don't understand Latin.
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A couple of weeks ago the Weather Channel lost their wigs over a storm that was supposed to be rolling in for my neck of the woods. They went on and on about how all the snow on the trees was going to cause them to fall down, there would be mass power outages and other destruction.
While they were so busy chest-thumping about how the world was going to end, there was two problems with their story.
A) For a week prior to this storm that was going to cause mass devastation, the day time temps were well into the 40's and on some days, lower 50's.
B) There wasn't a single flake of snow on any near by trees because of the temperatures from the week before. All a person had to do was get their ass out of their chair or off the couch occasionally and could see for themselves what was really going on.
This morning I got up, and according to the shitheads, it felt like 9 degrees outside. Have they posted a single thing about keeping pets indoors, how to avoid frostbite or anything cold related? Nope! Instead they are talking about dinosaur bones, eagle parents waiting their eggs to hatch and a helicopter on Mars. In another column they have posted a story about a weasel, turkeys chasing people and something another possible storm blowing in.
I wonder if this new storm will also cause imaginary power outages, trees falling down and other destruction. Meanwhile, these truth speakers, would-never-lie-about-anything bunch continues to wonder why people don't take things like hurricane warnings seriously. I can't imagine what the problem would be. It's a tough one to figure out. Ugh...