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Mad Poster
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#1 Old 31st Mar 2009 at 2:28 AM
wise sayings
Have a wise saying that you want to share? Put it here!

"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass,
life is about learning to dance in the rain."
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"Some people are like slinkies:
they're not really good for anything,
but it brings a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
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"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand strawberries."

"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

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Fat Obstreperous Jerk
#2 Old 31st Mar 2009 at 5:49 AM
Well, here's some good ones, in addition to my sig:
1. Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower.
2. Give a man a fire, and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
3. Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Take his fish away, and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll find a way to catch another one for you to take away tomorrow.
4. Life is like a sandwich. Some days you eat the sandwich, and other days the sandwich eats you.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
Mad Poster
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#3 Old 31st Mar 2009 at 7:42 AM
lol, very typical to you. :P

"Life is short, cook a grilled cheese with a flamethrower"

"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

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Zombie Socks
#4 Old 31st Mar 2009 at 7:53 PM
"Life is like a box of chocolates. I don't know how life is like a box of chocolates, but I take comfort in the fact that it is."
"There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children and children love hamsters."
"I am quite happy to be alive. It's the living part that gets to me."

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Mad Poster
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#5 Old 1st Apr 2009 at 1:05 AM
hamsters. *snort laughs, lol*

"Life is short, therefore you should dance at every opportunity, which will make people laugh at you, which gives you an excuse to go axe-murdering."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

"Comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

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Forum Resident
#6 Old 1st Apr 2009 at 6:28 AM
"life is far too important to ever be taken seriously"

I no longer make sims, if you wish to contact me through this site it is highly unlikely that you will receive a reply.
Mad Poster
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#7 Old 2nd Apr 2009 at 2:11 AM
i know not what I do, therefore i blame it on you.

"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

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Zombie Socks
#8 Old 3rd Apr 2009 at 9:23 PM
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
Frieda Norris

(ttly did not steal this from Canoodle's sig)

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Mad Poster
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#9 Old 4th Apr 2009 at 3:21 AM
I've seen that one before.

"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

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Zombie Socks
#10 Old 4th Apr 2009 at 6:41 PM
I think my problem is most of the quotes I remember are outdated, require prior knowledge of some TV show or book or I took them from this site!

Ummm.... How about this: (It's from Pearls Before Swine)

Pig: *writing* What I think will happen when I die...
Goat: Wow, Pig. That's a pretty heavy subject. What do you think will happen? Reincarnation? Heaven?
Pig: *crosses out 'I will fall over.'* Uh. I'll tell you later.

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Mad Poster
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#11 Old 5th Apr 2009 at 2:53 AM
Reminds me of the "maison d'etre." House of etre. It's a literary tool used in french classes all over the world. It works with conjugation of movement verbs. First you are born, then you go upstairs, then you die, then you fall out a window.

"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

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Zombie Socks
#12 Old 13th Apr 2009 at 1:45 AM Last edited by whitewaterwood : 16th Apr 2009 at 4:49 AM.
"Hmmmm... Somehow I've ended up on this cliff in the middle of nowhere. I know! I'll call upon those deux ex machina eagles from the Lord of the Rings! SAVE ME PETER JACKSON!"

I've never watched an episode of Yu Gi Oh (heck, I'm not even sure if I just spelled it right) in my life, but I did love the parody of it called Crapsule Monsters. An interesting little tidbit about me: Other people get songs stuck in their heads. I don't. I get quotes stuck my head, which are just as hard to get out. The above quote has been going through my head ALL DAY. Grrr...

PS. For those of your who don't get it, Peter Jackson was the director of Lord of The Rings.

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Mad Poster
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#13 Old 13th Apr 2009 at 4:08 AM
Ohhh, i have one.

*sobbing*
"I wish Keanu Reeves was here to save me from the matrix RIGHT NOW!!!"
*Keanu doesn't appear*
*runs off crying*
"Keanu!!"


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Mad Poster
#14 Old 14th Apr 2009 at 4:12 AM
"sometimes at night I stare up at the sky and wonder, 'where the heck is my ceiling?'"
"when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes and blame it on Casper"
Mad Poster
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#15 Old 15th Apr 2009 at 12:24 AM


"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

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Zombie Socks
#16 Old 17th Apr 2009 at 2:19 AM
No, I'm pretty sure gravity doesn't work like that.

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Mad Poster
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#17 Old 17th Apr 2009 at 1:55 PM
For real this time:

"If imperfect is the new perfect, then I'm Barbie!"

"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

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Zombie Socks
#18 Old 17th Apr 2009 at 7:24 PM
A lesson learned is quickly forgotten in the face of new opportunity

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Typical
#19 Old 19th Apr 2009 at 7:37 PM
"Pepper-spray loves that guys eyes"
Mad Poster
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#20 Old 19th Apr 2009 at 7:51 PM


"Why should i try to fit in? I'd have to squish myself to do that."
~self

"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

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Typical
#21 Old 19th Apr 2009 at 7:56 PM


"I'm rotating at my own will, no wait someone is rotating me in cas, STOP ROTATING!!"
Mad Poster
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#22 Old 19th Apr 2009 at 9:54 PM


"I'm not obsessed with the sims, i just find myself spinning when I change clothes."

"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

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Typical
#23 Old 23rd Apr 2009 at 7:58 PM
"move out the way, I'm running you over"
Mad Poster
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#24 Old 24th Apr 2009 at 12:20 AM
"As a wise man once said, 'shut up.'" :D

"When life gives you lemons, see the lemons, feels the lemons, BE THE LEMONS!"

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Zombie Socks
#25 Old 24th Apr 2009 at 10:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rapsheba555
"As a wise man once said, 'shut up.'" :D


I am SO going to have to use that one!

"I give good advice. It's up to you and the gun against your forehead whether or not you take it."

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