Replies: 981 (Who?), Viewed: 110292 times. | You are currently not a member of this group. Would you like to join it now?
Page 38 of 40
Top Secret Researcher
#926 Old 10th Apr 2012 at 12:31 AM
Granted, but in your new life you're a boy...

I wish I can fly until I die.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Banned
#927 Old 10th Apr 2012 at 1:59 AM
Granted, but so can everyone else, so now it's busier than O'Hare.

I wish I was FIVE HUNDRED FEET TALL.
Top Secret Researcher
#928 Old 10th Apr 2012 at 3:36 AM
Granted, but you step on everybody and you happen to be the last one on Earth.

I wish the music to Nyan Cat wasn't annoying.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Banned
#929 Old 10th Apr 2012 at 10:34 PM
Granted but every other song is even more annoying.
I wish that I didn't have asthma.
Mad Poster
#930 Old 10th Apr 2012 at 10:37 PM
Granted - But you become really anxious, and hyperventilate often. c:

I wish I lived in Australia. :D

Oh, hi, how are you holding up?
Because I'm a Cass.
»LiveJ«◄▀►»Forums«
Mad Poster
Original Poster
#931 Old 10th Apr 2012 at 11:05 PM
Granted but you get bitten by one of these babies , and die and slow and miserably painful death.

I wish it was the weekend already.

"Going to the chapel of Love"

the girls club . statistics . yearbook .
Mad Poster
#932 Old 11th Apr 2012 at 12:48 AM
(Totally worth it. ;3)

The weekend arrives, but it passes triple as quickly as usual. In other words, even faster than the blink of an eye. :D

I wish this coke wasn't so cold. ಠ_ಠ

Oh, hi, how are you holding up?
Because I'm a Cass.
»LiveJ«◄▀►»Forums«
Mad Poster
Original Poster
#933 Old 11th Apr 2012 at 2:36 AM
Wonder if those are in New Zealand? I want to make a vacation their this year!

Granted but the coke is sooo hot it gives your mouth 3rd degree burns.

I wish I knew what to wish about.

"Going to the chapel of Love"

the girls club . statistics . yearbook .
Top Secret Researcher
#934 Old 11th Apr 2012 at 4:32 AM
Granted, but your wish is so retarded that everyone in the whole world thinks it's stupid.

I wish I could come up with a better way to say "I wish".

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Mad Poster
Original Poster
#935 Old 11th Apr 2012 at 4:40 AM
Granted but as a cost of the wish, you lose your ability to speak any written language and can only speak in simlish, as no one knows what you say, you're placed in a mental institution, where doctors monitor you and try to figure out the reason for your weird speech pattern. They can never figure it out and so finally they just decided to go 1940's on your ass and give you a lobotomy which leaves you permanently incapacitated. You spend the rest of your life sitting in a wooden chair in the corner of a white room drooling, making weird moaning noises and looking blankly up at the ceiling. All because of that one simple wish . . .

I wish it was Summer already.

"Going to the chapel of Love"

the girls club . statistics . yearbook .
Top Secret Researcher
#936 Old 11th Apr 2012 at 4:43 AM
Granted but it's over 9,000 degrees outside. In celsius.

Where I live, it's around 70 degrees right now.

I wish I could move.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Mad Poster
DELETED POST
Original Poster
11th Apr 2012 at 4:48 AM
This message has been deleted by Dreamydre. Reason: I've posted too much, I'll give someone else a turn. lol
Banned
#937 Old 12th Apr 2012 at 1:53 PM
Granted, you get up and walk to the bathroom.

I wish I was actually able to celebrate holidays again.
Scholar
#938 Old 13th Apr 2012 at 4:32 AM
Granted, but then all holidays are canceled.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hladgunnr
You do but he kills you.
Heck, I would take it.

THE CAT HAIR WIZARD
Banned
#939 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 12:58 AM
I wish I could live in my sims game but control myself.
Top Secret Researcher
#940 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 1:42 AM
Granted, but every other Sim in the game ignores you.

I wish I could type really really fast.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Mad Poster
Original Poster
#941 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 8:05 AM
Granted, you type the words "really really fast" really really slow.

I wish I had time to go to the party tonight.

"Going to the chapel of Love"

the girls club . statistics . yearbook .
Banned
#942 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 9:06 PM
Granted, but you don't have any gas in this god forsaken economy.

I wish I wasn't so impatient.
Top Secret Researcher
#943 Old 15th Apr 2012 at 2:05 AM
Granted, but now you're so patient that you're impatient about changing back to impatient. (If that even makes sense)

I wish I could come up with an avatar that's actually cool.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Banned
#944 Old 15th Apr 2012 at 3:40 AM
Granted, but everyone on MTS turns out to be a hipster, so no one else thinks it's cool.

(Oh how I love hipsters...)

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Banned
#945 Old 15th Apr 2012 at 4:09 AM
Granted but you forget it.
I wish I could eat without getting diabetes or fat.
Test Subject
#946 Old 2nd Jul 2012 at 7:14 AM
Granted, but you won't be able to taste what you eat.

I wish for someone to reply to this post.

Anger is like drinking your own poison and expecting the other person to die
Test Subject
#947 Old 2nd Jul 2012 at 7:15 AM Last edited by EmmaBananana : 2nd Jul 2012 at 7:51 AM.
Granted, but it will be yourself. (Oh i'm so witty)

I wish my enemies were never born

Anger is like drinking your own poison and expecting the other person to die
Lab Assistant
#948 Old 4th Jul 2012 at 11:36 PM
Granted but you have no friends.
I wish I had a million dollars. *sigh*

I'm currently have 616 downloads and their all in their little folders.
Mad Poster
#949 Old 5th Jul 2012 at 12:35 AM
Granted, but you will never be loved for who you are, only for your money. c:<

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Coca Cola.

Oh, hi, how are you holding up?
Because I'm a Cass.
»LiveJ«◄▀►»Forums«
Test Subject
DELETED POST
5th Jul 2012 at 10:58 AM
This message has been deleted by Friedmilkshake.
Lab Assistant
#950 Old 28th Jul 2012 at 6:46 PM
Granted, but your room is filled infested with fire ants and spiders.
I wish i had better english.

I'm currently have 616 downloads and their all in their little folders.
 
Page 38 of 40
Back to top