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#8251
16th Aug 2019 at 9:44 PM
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Oh wow ewenk, that's great! That sounds super fucking awesome, and I'm especially liking Saguaro's final form.
Related to a certain British politician, by any chance? :v
Thank you!
Man, ain't this the fuckin' truth? The post I've been working on is probably one of my most ambitious updates yet. Not quite rivalling the wedding, since there's nowhere near as many Sims on one lot, just... ambitious in a different way.
Just for shits and giggles, I feel like showing you a spoiler free screenshot that displays what I mean:
...Yeah.
(Also, just a brief note, I had hoped to get said update done and dusted for today, but that's gone out of the window. Why? Because I'm fucking sick again this time I have a chest infection ugh)
BRITNEY'S BACK, BITCH
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They have help from a mysterious and unexpected source: legendary mystery super hero Commander Buckethead! AKA... Mandy Bucholz. And yes, she wears a bucket on her head. |
Related to a certain British politician, by any chance? :v
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And Aeshma is a cool character, Bloo :D |
Thank you!
Quote: Originally posted by Elynda
I know, all too well, the perils of setting oneself ambitious goals: I've set myself some doozies, and if I'm ever to to bring my plodding tale to its 'grand apotheosis', I'm going to have to face the fact - there's only so much you can do with TS3. So, I'm the last person to advise you. That said, I'm sure that (as before) whatever you produce will boggle all our boggle-able bits as few have been boggled before. |
Man, ain't this the fuckin' truth? The post I've been working on is probably one of my most ambitious updates yet. Not quite rivalling the wedding, since there's nowhere near as many Sims on one lot, just... ambitious in a different way.
Just for shits and giggles, I feel like showing you a spoiler free screenshot that displays what I mean:
...Yeah.
(Also, just a brief note, I had hoped to get said update done and dusted for today, but that's gone out of the window. Why? Because I'm fucking sick again this time I have a chest infection ugh)
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But I'm disappointed in Rikard for his terrible taste in music. |
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#8252
16th Aug 2019 at 10:26 PM
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Oddly enough, she predated Lord Buckethead, having been alluded to as far back as volume one, but he probably would have ended up being referenced.
Also, even without context, that spawner pile screenshot is nightmarish. Good luck.
Also, even without context, that spawner pile screenshot is nightmarish. Good luck.
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#8253
17th Aug 2019 at 12:11 AM
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Ahhh! I really need to reread your old stuff, refresh my memory, because I admit I don't really recall.
And haaa yeah thanks, I'm gonna need it. :P
And haaa yeah thanks, I'm gonna need it. :P
#8254
18th Aug 2019 at 9:41 PM
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So, the first new arc. Also the one most in line with previous material, though a core plot element still made it hard to correlate with anyone else's work.
This one would have been a bit of a timeskip. I don't know by how much I had in mind, but I know what I was thinking on the higher end of things, and that's what I'm going to assume here (on the lower end of things, there would be basically no timeskip whatsoever; honestly, I think I designed the whole arc of the plot inconsistently with these two chronologies in mind, so any inconsistencies can probably be attributed to that). Namely, Galatea and Fara were going to be married and have kids. Not sure how old they were, though. There would be a boy and a girl. Not sure what their names were, either. Let's call the boy Mick. Theme naming, if we assume that Gallie took Fara's name, which she probably would. Not that "Mickro" means anything, but there's only so far I could carry that pun. Also, Mike and Mac were going to be engaged, and at the risk of stating the obvious, Mac was going to take his husband's name. Anyway, for pun's sake, we'll call the girl Antihe. Admittedly, that kind of makes her sound like a TERF, so she'll be Annie for short.
It's worth discussing a one-off plotline in the previous storyline that I forgot to bring up, because it was going to be foreshadowing plot stuff here. Essentially, Fara and Gallie's property would be invaded by creatures from another dimension for a night. It was going to be a horror short, loosely inspired by the Hopkinsville Goblins case from UFO lore. No one would actually end up being harmed, and there would be no lasting effects, but it would be unsettling and probably prompt Fara to put up wards on the property.
Also, another thing worth mentioning: Apedemak can become huge for Fara to ride into battle on his back.
Anyhow, the big difference from the start in this volume is of course that Simplicio is competent and less evil. The main storyline would start things up with him deciding to initiate a scientific research project to probe the deeper nature of reality. How his botany degree qualifies him to do metaphysical research, I'm not sure. In any case, it would be quite promising at first.
However, remember the pancakes? Yeah, those weren't just a way of explaining away the running gag of the sausage plate. Those were actually foreshadowing this here. See, reality, being based in the poor coding of The Sims 3, is highly unstable and has been slowly unraveling for a while. Simplicio's experiment tears it wide open. That's right, even mentally competent, the apocalypse is still his fault.
So, things would quickly be getting really trippy and really glitchy. A major threat would seem to be a race of sentient glitches, a lot of broken code coalesced into a form of life. They're hostile not only because of their unstable nature, but also because they fear what the correction of the game's code will mean for them. Oh, and their eyes are solid blue. Because it's the closest I can get to giving them a BSoD.
At this point, Doom Omen figures that this is the scheduled apocalypse, and it's time for her to skip universes. However, she wants to leave in style, and launches her own bid to take over/destroy the world in the chaos of the fight against the glitches.
Anyway, there's nothing really inherently evil about the glitches, and the kids ally with some of them, Mick even finding a love interest in the form of a glitch girl. Things are looking like they might be able to turn out alright, when along comes a new super hero from a higher dimension: The Master Controller, defender of game integrity. (Error Trap would be a more logical name, but it's not as cool a name for a super hero.) He's been sent to exterminate the glitches, and becomes the main threat as the heroes have to defend the glitches from the Master Controller's singleminded quest to purge the game's code of errors.
It occurs to me that if the feared outcome of an Error Code 12 would come to pass in-universe, it would have provided a great opportunity for a Groundhog Day loop, as the game's player would be unable to save.
Ultimately, our protagonists would prevail, and find a way to stabilize the game's code while protecting the glitches and defeating the Master Controller. However, there's a problem: Doom Omen has already committed to her bid for world domination, and she's not backing down.
The final fight would come down to trying to stop Doom Omen from her destructive plans. Most likely, ghost!Simplicio is very smugly saying I told you so. Apedemak volunteers to go head to head with her when all else has failed. Fara expresses her admiration for his bravery, and speculates that he might be an avatar of his namesake (because this storyline's depiction of Kemeticism is already so weird, why not bring Hindu concepts into things? *shrug* I planned this all a while ago).
Originally, Apedemak was going to die here, bravely sacrificing himself to stop Doom Omen's evil plans. However, I realized that cat death might be upsetting, so I came up with an alternative: Apedemak manages to talk Doom Omen down, and they peacefully leave together to find new adventures in other universes.
That's Bug War/Meow. One more left to go. Next time: A Matter of Gardening...
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#8255
18th Aug 2019 at 11:25 PM
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Oh wow! That sounds really awesome, I like the hell out of that.
and lmao at this
Quote: Originally posted by ewenk7
Anyway, for pun's sake, we'll call the girl Antihe. Admittedly, that kind of makes her sound like a TERF, so she'll be Annie for short. |
and lmao at this
#8256
22nd Aug 2019 at 1:55 AM
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Oof. This one's gonna be rough, guys.
So. we begin some years after the end of the last volume. Annie and Mick are young adults by this point. Mike and Mac have a young son, Timothy Raux. Don't look for a pun there. There's not one. Anyway, the Scumthorpes and the Rauxs are having a party at Annie's place. The "Violet Rain" prophecy is back in the news again, the prevailing opinion in conspiracist circles until recently having been that an upcoming comet encounter was going to herald the start of the rain. That didn't happen, and the protagonists were well-aware it wouldn't, having prevented that particular bad future years ago when they destroyed Simplicio's weather-control contraption. Now there's going to be a huge meteor shower as the planet passes through the trail of the comet. Our heroes have decided that this is an excellent excuse to stay up late, get drunk, and reminisce about about the many times in the past they've had to save the world. The view that night is spectacular, and many a laugh is had. Eventually, it gets late, or rather, early, and everyone decides to go home. Annie, however, noticed that one of the meteors seemed to crash in a nearby field, and drives out to check it out.
Not directly related to the storyline, but it was a nice shot I had lying around.
We skip to about half a year later.
Now, at this point, it's probably important that I explain the influences for my writing of this, as they have a lot to do with where this is going. Super hero stuff is not a genre I have ever delved deeply into. When I was writing this, Heroes was relatively fresh in my mind, however, and I was a fan, so I decided to use it as a basis for the plot structure. See, if you've never seen the show, the thing to know is, they basically settled into a fairly consistent plot formula where someone has a vision of the future, and some horrible disaster is going to happen. They then have to spend the rest of the season trying to avert the apocalypse. It usually, however indirectly, turns out to somehow be the fault of one particular (heroic) character, Peter Petrelli. (Buffy the Vampire Slayer used a similar formula, though without the convenient scapegoat or the regularity of the prophecies of doom.)
So that's essentially the story formula I used for the first four volumes. Someone has an apocalyptic vision of the future, and, with the exception of volume 2 where he actually cluelessly saves the day in part, it's usually somehow Simplicio's fault, or at least initially suspected to be. (Even there, he did design the AI drones that got humanity wiped out.) However, I wanted to subvert this formula. If we're gonna have an apocalypse once a volume, it's got to eventually happen, right?
Well, it just so happens that I had a post-apoc story idea sitting around that I didn't know what to do with...
Have you ever seen a time lapse video of a parasitic vine creeping? It really is quite a sight to behold. We're so used to thinking of plants as static and motionless, that to see one really moving, even in slow motion, is mindboggling. And what motion it is. It's like the tentacle of some otherworldly demon, whirling around anything it can reach.
This thought was bouncing around my head one day as I did some work out in the garden. I was cutting vines. I was appalled by just how thoroughly entrenched they were. They grow all over everything. Imagine if they weren't sessile. Imagine if they grew on animals. On people.
Essentially, what if the red weeds from War of the Worlds were themselves the invaders?
So, quite some time ago, on a planet far from my Sims' Earth, there grew a biosphere not unlike our old image of Venus as a pole-to-pole tropical rainforest. On that planet were both plant and animal analogues, but the plants, through some unpredictable quirk of evolution, ended up as the sapient ones. They grew to cover the planet, their garden, and they thrived. Then, one day, something strange happened. The entire planet erupted as one big volcano. It spontaneously exploded, and the debris was flung around the system. How is this possible? I don't know. Perhaps it was by the intervention of some unnatural force.
I actually planned to make the vines a more violet color, but this would make sense with the way retinal often looks.
In any case, the seeds of the vines reached an inhabited planet, and there, they found a new garden, one inhabited by inferior, squishy, animal creatures. They realized that there were new gardens to spread to, across the face of the galaxy, all either uninhabited or inhabited by inferior creatures. Using the technology of those they conquered, these purple, retinal-based plants spread across the galaxy, seeding themselves on planets in sprays of seeds...
It has been six months since the violet* rain came from the stars. Humanity has been conquered, their buildings and structures overrun with reddish-purple vines. The vines have an advantage: their growth pattern is interdimensional in nature. As long as they've come into contact with an object, they can grow there, no matter how far the seed sits from the target. Unlucky humans who have come into contact with the seeds have their bodies taken over from the inside out, alien vines growing across their skin and through their insides, creating Emissaries, human slaves puppeted by the conquerers to spread the invasion on foot in a way mere plants cannot. The surviving humans are concentrated in scattered encampments, fighting tooth and nail against the encroachment of the vines and their human Emissaries.
Incidentally, the vines were originally chlorophyll-based. I actually prefered the name Green Rain for the invasion, but I thought retinal was more interesting and otherworldly. See also: Purple Earth Hypothesis
One of those cells of resistance fighters is led by Dr. Simplicio Scumthorpe. Alongside him is Cardea. Fara and Galatea may or may not be alive. Mick, Annie, and Mick's glitch girlfriend definitely are. Mike and Mac fell out of contact months ago, and are presumed dead along with their infant son.
Annie has a secret, however. Unbeknownst to her family, she's an Emissary. When she found the vine seed all those months ago, she was infested by it. But Violet ("Vi"), as they are called, isn't hostile to humanity. In fact, they're part of a resistance movement within their own society, fighting against the colonization of "gardens" not their own. Now Annie and Vi work together in secret to help the humans fight off their invaders. Annie hides Vi's seed in her room and looks after their health. (The two of them were also intended to end up as a couple by the time this was over.)
Unfortunately for them, Mick discovers the hidden growth on Annie's body. Annie and Vi are forced to flee, at the threat of capture and torture. Annie just manages to grab Vi's seed on the way out. They're exiles now.
The vines are planning something big. The next phase of Earth's ecoformation approaches. Earth's climate and orbital parameters are to be changed to more closely resemble the original Garden. Simplicio plans a major gunship** strike on the vines' main neural growth nexus, and fully intends to continue the destruction beyond that in the ensuing chaos.
The planned opening scene for the post-timeskip part of the story would have involved Annie in a smaller-scale gunship raid, in fact.
Annie and Vi wander for some time, discovering the separate plans and desperately searching for a way to save both races. In their voyages, they stumble across a crotchey old man in a bushy beard, living in a highly secure compound and fighting the vines with great skill. This is none other than the famous TimTraveller37... AKA... Timothy Raux. When Mike and Mac realized that they were going to die, they went to some effort to ensure that baby Tim was sent back in time with the knowledge to stop the disaster before it happened. Unfortunately, the information sent back with him ended up in a somewhat incomplete state, and his life's work ended up being that of an ineffectual internet prophet of doom.
However, failure has left Tim with some wisdom, and he is more amenable to hearing Annie and Vi's story. For whatever reason, he's willing to trust them, and the three of them work together to invade Simplicio's compound. Simplicio isn't having any of it, though, and they're forced to kill him.*** Cardea isn't happy about this, and attacks them. They're forced to kill her. Jane is furious about this, and as soon as the temporal dislocation field collapses, she attacks them. They're forced to kill her. If Fara and Galatea are still alive, they may or may not be dispatched in the same way****. Mick and his girlfriend probably survive, though. Probably.
How this works, given that he's technically a ghost possessing a drone body, I don't know. Let's just say he was integrated so thoroughly that it counts as being alive, and he passes on when the drone is destroyed.
Does it count as Bury Your Gays if Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies, but there are a few survivors? *thoughtful emoji* Well, at least Annie has a technically nonbinary partner?
The gunships are redirected to a more targeted strike, leaving the alien resistance alive and intact. The two races form an uneasy truce as they work to rebuild the planet. Saguaro's ghost still haunts them all, seemingly left to annoy them for all eternity. The survivors eventually live happily ever after.
What on Earth possessed me to write such a dark ending to a story about a goofy man in a polka-dotted muscle shirt annoying his family and neighbors?
I'm not sure, but, perhaps unsurprisingly, as with many literary travesties, Stephenie Meyer may be partially to blame.
So, is the tale of Simplicio Scumthorpe over and done? I'm not so sure about that. It has been a long time since I've worked on Sims stories, and my time is limited, but I also have an appreciation for the fun I've had in this thread in the past, and I'm not sure I'm ready to say goodbye to these characters yet. So, the good news: I some ideas for a reboot, that I think could work fairly well. Mandatory disclaimer, since he's probably the main attraction: I am planning on reworking Simplicio's character, but it will be more about his origin story than his personality. I'm not about to make Simplicio Scumthorpe a serious character. I also have quite a few other ideas I'm very excited about. This could be a lot of fun.
However, my time is limited. I'm about to start back to school, and I'll need to adjust to the pace of the semester. I'll also need to figure out what's happening with my other sims stories. As such, while I'm optimistic about my return in full to this thread, I'm not promising anything, either. I'm definitely going to need some time to prepare things.
While I'm here, though, how about a recommendation? It's been a while since I wrote this material, and since then, I've found other super hero stuff I've enjoyed. Most recently, I've been reading April Daniels' ongoing Nemesis trilogy. While it's definitely not a comedy like my work here, it is a fresh and imaginative take on the super hero genre, featuring a very diverse cast, including a trans protagonist. The third book isn't out yet, but I just wanted to take some time to give a shoutout to the first two, because they're fresh in my mind, and they are excellent. It should be warned that they do delve into some very dark territory, though, so if they sound worth checking out to you, you'll need to be ready for that. Still, they're vastly more upbeat than Simplicio's story here turned out.
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#8257
26th Aug 2019 at 7:47 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by ewenk7
So, is the tale of Simplicio Scumthorpe over and done? I'm not so sure about that. It has been a long time since I've worked on Sims stories, and my time is limited, but I also have an appreciation for the fun I've had in this thread in the past, and I'm not sure I'm ready to say goodbye to these characters yet. So, the good news: I some ideas for a reboot, that I think could work fairly well. Mandatory disclaimer, since he's probably the main attraction: I am planning on reworking Simplicio's character, but it will be more about his origin story than his personality. I'm not about to make Simplicio Scumthorpe a serious character. I also have quite a few other ideas I'm very excited about. This could be a lot of fun. However, my time is limited. I'm about to start back to school, and I'll need to adjust to the pace of the semester. I'll also need to figure out what's happening with my other sims stories. As such, while I'm optimistic about my return in full to this thread, I'm not promising anything, either. I'm definitely going to need some time to prepare things. |
Whatever you decide, it's great to see you again. Seeing Simplicio return would be a lot of fun but I also get it if it doesn't happen. If you ever feel like it again, you're always welcome to participate just as a reader. I spent most of a year redoing my old posts so the story probably didn't progress that far in that time.
Anyway, I come late again bearing a past update. And boy am I going to be on the shitlist for upsetting Edward two updates in a row, across time and space...
#8258
26th Aug 2019 at 7:47 PM
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‘…So to be clear: you’re telling me that this baby belongs to the mayor? Your own father? You’re accusing your own father of child abandonment?’
‘Well, I suppose I would categorise it as that, yes. He’s covering up an affair. But the thing that concerns me the most is about the baby’s mother. According to Dad, she’s left town. I’m really concerned that means she’s missing. Even if you take his story at face value, what he’s saying is really worrying… She could be suffering from post-natal depression. We need to open an investigation into where she is.’
‘Do you know her name?’
‘No, unfortunately I don’t.’
‘Tate never said. He was very light on the details about her.’
‘I see. Well, if you don’t mind, I’m going to leave the child here with you. I have some things to look into. I won’t be too long.’
‘I’ll come with you.’
‘No, Ellis, that won’t be necessary. You stay here.’
‘Okay, then, if you’re sure…’
‘…Do you think it’s worked?’
‘I don’t know…’
‘That was a bit odd, the way he just left. I’d have thought he’d want you to go along.’
‘I guess I’m part of this case so I can’t investigate it. Maybe.’
‘Mr Mayor… Your son and brother are here at the station. They have a baby. They said you brought it over and instructed your brother to take care of it.’
‘…What? That is the most absurd thing I’ve ever heard.’
‘I know, it sounds ridiculous. That’s why I’m calling, to get to the bottom of this.’
‘A baby? I don’t have a baby. Roxxi isn’t due for months yet.’
‘They are claiming that you had an affair, and the mother left the child with you to skip town. And that you’ve left the baby with your brother and told him to become its father.’
‘….Edward is lying to you. The baby has to be his. I imagine whatever bullshit he’s telling you about the mother is actually his own situation.’
‘Why would he pin it on you, though?’
‘We don’t get along… I imagine he’s probably quite embarrassed about being in such a situation and is trying to find a way to save face. We’re from a very old-fashioned family; having a child in such circumstances would be deeply humiliating for him.’
‘And what about Ellis? Is he part of the lie?’
‘Who knows. Perhaps he’s in on it, or Edward has deceived him too. They’re very close, so… I can believe that he wouldn’t question what Edward’s told him.’
‘Yet he seems to think you’re capable of this.’
‘Our family history is complex. I can assure you one hundred percent that I’m not involved in any of this.’
‘How should I proceed, then?’
‘Shut it down, of course.’
‘And what about this missing mother? If their story is true but just for your brother, that means a potentially-vulnerable woman has gone missing.’
‘If they can’t provide you with a name, I don’t think you can do much, can you? And I certainly don’t know any woman. Don’t take this any further.’
‘Okay, understood.’
‘Are you absolutely sure you have no name for us?’
‘Tate didn’t give me a name. I’m sure he’ll be able to provide it when you ask him.’
‘Without a name, we can’t really take this any further. Of course, we’ll speak to him as well, but for now we just have your statement and that’s it.’
‘So… are you going to speak to him now, then?’
‘Ellis, I suggest you go home and allow us to handle this.’
‘What about the baby?’
‘Take him home with you.’
‘But… he’s not ours. And we’re not at all prepared to keep a baby at home. Shouldn’t you be calling social services?’
‘I don’t believe it’s appropriate to involve social services at this time. I’m satisfied that the child will be fine with you until we take further action, if we do.’
‘If? What do you mean, if?’
‘Look, it’s our job to determine which side is telling the truth after reviewing all the evidence. We can’t just take your word for it. Until then, we don’t need anything else from you. If you don’t mind…’
‘What? Do… do you think we invented this? Hell, you can DNA test the baby, that’ll prove he’s Tate’s!’
‘We need a court order to carry out a DNA test. If you can provide us with the woman’s name, then we can do more.’
‘I already told you, only Tate-!’
‘Come on, Edward… Let’s go back. Let them do what they can.’
‘Exactly. We can’t do anything until you’ve gone.’
‘…Fine.’
‘I’m sorry…’
‘It’s not your fault. You were right. He’s definitely got them on side. How likely do you think it is that they’ll even speak to him?’
‘Chances are, he already did… But no, I don’t expect any further action. That’s what I get for trying to do the right thing… It should have been obvious this had no chance of working.’
‘…That’s it, then. This child is mine.’
‘Are you really keeping him…?’
‘What other hope does he have, at this point? If his mother is untraceable, the police won’t look for her and Tate has us over a barrel, I can’t do anything else. At least with me he’ll be safe. I can give him a loving home…’
‘Oh, Edward… if anyone can, it’s you.’
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
‘…I think we know who that is.’
‘Let’s just ignore it… I can’t be bothered dealing with him right now.’
‘Dad! What are you doing? We’ve already said, you can’t just let yourself in!’
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‘You’ve lost yourself the right to privacy. Was I not fucking clear enough before?’
‘No, was I? I made it obvious I didn’t want to go along with any of your plan-’
‘Listen to me, you selfish piece of shit! You two got the fucking police involved!’
‘W-What else was I supposed to do?’
‘For once, you could have just fucking co-operated!’
‘Don’t speak to Edward like that! He didn’t ask for any of this!’
‘And you think I did?! Well, it doesn’t matter. You’re keeping this child. I’m not asking, I’m telling. And Ellis, if you even think of going to Roxxi over this, I’ll take your own “son” and sell him for his fucking organs.’
‘Jesus Christ, Dad! Don’t say that!’
‘L-Leave the kids out of this!’
‘I mean it. You know exactly what I’m capable of. Something has to make you see reason.’
‘No, please! Charon is innocent! Y-You can’t!’
‘What the fuck is going on?’
‘I will, I’ll do it! Okay! Please… just stop!’
‘That’s all you had to say.’
‘What the hell have you done?’
‘Fortunately, this won’t go any further. As I said, I’ll organise the paperwork for him, once you’ve named him. I’ll get going now.’
‘…Named who?’
‘…The baby.’
‘Okay, clearly I’ve missed a lot today.’
‘I’ll explain…’
‘Edward? Are you alright?’
‘I-I’m okay... I’m okay...’
‘Oh no, are you having…?’
‘Edward, Tate’s gone now. We’re not in any danger. I promise.’
‘I-I know! I know...’
‘Just take a minute.’
‘The baby… is he…?’
‘He’s fine. It’ll be alright… I guess we need to get all the supplies for him, then. God, this is like Charon all over again…’
‘It’s definitely reminiscent of that. That night was bad enough.’
‘But this time there’s only one baby. He’ll be a doddle after having four.’
‘How… how am I going to manage?’
‘The same way we always do, by sticking together. Saraya can help out while you’re at work. She’s always liked babies.’
‘Ellis, is the baby Tate’s…?’
‘He was. He’s Edward’s now.’
‘Wow…’
‘…Well, he’s landed on his feet with you. I couldn’t imagine a better dad to end up with.’
‘Thank you.’
‘You seem a bit calmer now. Do you feel better?’
‘Yeah… Sorry, I had a moment.’
‘Don’t apologise. We understand.’
#8259
26th Aug 2019 at 8:38 PM
Last edited by BL00DIEDHELL : 26th Aug 2019 at 8:49 PM.
Posts: 4,622
Okay 'scuse the radio silence from me, but I wanted to make sure I actually had something to share before posting again.
Honestly ewenk, I agree with Nat. Take as much time as you can spare and want to spend on the thread, regardless of whether you read or contribute stories as well, it's still good to see you around. Sometimes life just straight up gets in the way. I found it super interesting to read your notes, and I really like the concept of A Matter of Gardening.
God fucking damn it Nat go and sit your ass down in the naughty corner
Edward bby <3
Anyway, as implied above, I have an update of my own at last. A couple of things I want to note about this update, however:
It did not take long for the regret to set in. Demon karaoke nights were one thing; at least they were held in wide, open spaces. But being stuck in a small car with Rikard screeching pop music at the top of his lungs was another experience altogether, and not one Aeshma was hoping to repeat any time in the near future. Or the distant future. In fact, he was going to make a mental note to either find a very, very effective gag or simply never offer to do such a job again. He wondered if he would even be able to hear Abraxas and his cronies coming - Rikard was a travelling tinnitus risk.
'Perhaps it'd be wiser to lessen the singing once we're closer - we don't want to give any warning.'
'GOOD POINT. ARE WE NEARBY, THEN?'
'Judging by the map, I'd say so.'
'THEN THERE SHOULD BE TIME FOR ONE LAST SONG.'
'You'd better make it a good one in that case.'
♪ SUPERSTAR, WHERE YOU FROM, HOW’S IT GOING? ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU, GOT A CLUE, WHAT YOU DOING? ♪
♪ YOU CAN PLAY BRAND NEW TO ALL THE OTHER CHICKS OUT HERE, ♪
♪ BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, WHAT YOU ARE, BABY, ♪
♪ LOOK AT YOU, GETTING MORE THAN JUST A RE-UP, ♪
♪ BABY YOU, GOT ALL THEIR PUPPETS WITH THEIR STRINGS UP, ♪
♪ FAKIN' LIKE A GOOD ONE, BUT I CALL 'EM LIKE I SEE ‘EM, ♪
♪ I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, WHAT YOU ARE BABY, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMAN-WOMANISER, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, OH, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, OH, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, BABY, ♪
♪ YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMANISER, ♪
'I feel like you picked this one at my expense.'
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU GOT ME GOING, YOU'RE OH SO CHARMING, ♪
♪ BUT I CAN'T DO IT, YOU WOMANISER, ♪
♪ BOY DON’T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON’T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU SAY I'M CRAZY, I GOT YOU CRAZY, ♪
♪ YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WOMANISER... ♪
♪ DADDY-O, YOU GOT THE SWAGGER OF A CHAMPION, ♪
♪ TOO BAD FOR YOU, YOU JUST CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT COMPANION, ♪
♪ I GUESS WHEN YOU HAVE ONE TOO MANY, MAKES IT HARD, IT COULD BE EASY, ♪
♪ WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S JUST WHO YOU ARE, BABY, ♪
♪ LOLLIPOP, MUST MISTAKE ME, YOU'RE THE SUCKER, ♪
♪ TO THINK THAT I WOULD BE A VICTIM, NOT ANOTHER, ♪
♪ SAY IT, PLAY IT, HOW YOU WANNA? ♪
♪ BUT NO WAY I'M EVER GONNA FALL FOR YOU, ♪
♪ NEVER YOU, BABY, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMAN-WOMANISER, YOU’RE A WOMANISER, OH, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, OH, YOU’RE A WOMANISER, BABY, ♪
♪ YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMANISER, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU GOT ME GOING, YOU’RE OH SO CHARMING, ♪
♪ BUT I CAN'T DO IT, YOU WOMANISER, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU SAY I'M CRAZY, I GOT YOU CRAZY, ♪
♪ YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WOMANISER... ♪
♪ MAYBE IF WE BOTH LIVED IN A DIFFERENT WORLD, ♪
♪ IT WOULD BE ALL GOOD, ♪
♪ AND MAYBE I COULD BE YOUR GIRL, ♪
♪ BUT I CAN'T, 'CAUSE WE DON'T... ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMAN-WOMANISER, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, OH, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, OH, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, BABY, ♪
♪ YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMANISER, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU GOT ME GOING, YOU'RE OH SO CHARMING, ♪
♪ BUT I CAN'T DO IT, YOU WOMANISER, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU SAY I'M CRAZY, I GOT YOU CRAZY, ♪
♪ YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WOMANISER... ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMAN-WOMANISER, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, OH, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, OH, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, BABY ! ♪
'...Better?'
'OF COURSE. IF HUMANS DO ONE THING WELL, IT IS THEIR MUSIC.'
'Maybe you should go and see her live sometime.'
'But anyway, this seems like a good enough spot to leave the car, and I believe we should be close enough to reach Abraxas on foot. Or hoof. So let's get going.'
'I SHALL FOLLOW YOUR LEAD.'
'Abraxas, I’m getting really tired of this. Why are those two even staying here, how long is it going to be, and why did you invite them into our house without asking me first?'
'It won't be long. Caile and Nephilim are just a little down on their luck at the moment, that's all. You're not against helping people through hardships, are you?'
'Don't turn this on me! We have a newborn! One, who I might remind you, isn't sleeping through the night yet, and wouldn't be anyway because Caile is in the next room, playing the TV almost at full volume! She's interfering with Hope's sleep, she's interfering with Samhain and Nehemiah's sleep, and she's interfering with mine too. I'm getting really close to my wit's end here, Abraxas.'
'I'll tell her to keep it down then.'
'That's not good enough! She frightens our boys, and I heard the twins talking about going through her belongings in revenge -'
'- If you hear Parasite and Failed Abortion talking about misbehaviour, then perhaps you should punish them.'
'Parry and Auren. At least have the decency to respect the names they picked out for themselves, not the insults your last wife bestowed upon them. And yes, I did tell them off, don't suggest I didn't! The point is, your guests are disrupting all of our lives in the one place we should be able to rest and relax in, and you've been acting funny ever since Hope was even born. I don't buy that it's just a coincidence that your behaviour and them staying happened at the same time.'
'Annalise.'
'Yes?'
'Shut the fuck up.'
'Abraxas!'
'Quiet, little boy.'
'Mum! Mum! There's monsters downstairs!'
'...Kids never do as they're told.'
'IF ANYONE WOULD KNOW, IT’S YOU.'
'I know, I know. Miles has had it lucky; at least he's yet to discover a half opened portal to the underworld under his child's bed. Emphasis on the yet.'
'What the hell are you talking about? Monsters?'
'Th-There's two red guys d-downstairs! I - I think they broke in!'
'Sam, honey, it's okay.'
'Take Samhain and Nehemiah into our room and lock yourselves in there.'
'What?'
'Just fucking do it! Caile! Nephilim!'
'I think that's a call for the fun to begin, don't you?'
'BRING IT ON.'
'Sam, Nem, take Hope and lock yourself in my room, I'm getting your brothers!'
'What's going on?'
'Parry! Auren!'
'Oooh. Weapon?'
'Use whatever the hell you can get, just make sure I'm not hurt, and don't forget our plan!'
'Hi boys!'
'Aww, your friend's a coward!'
'ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, HUMAN?'
'Oh, shit.'
'I ALREADY POSSESS WINGS. I DO NOT NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO FLY.'
*SLAM*
*THUD*
Honestly ewenk, I agree with Nat. Take as much time as you can spare and want to spend on the thread, regardless of whether you read or contribute stories as well, it's still good to see you around. Sometimes life just straight up gets in the way. I found it super interesting to read your notes, and I really like the concept of A Matter of Gardening.
Quote: Originally posted by Nat 619
And boy am I going to be on the shitlist for upsetting Edward two updates in a row, across time and space... |
God fucking damn it Nat go and sit your ass down in the naughty corner
Edward bby <3
Anyway, as implied above, I have an update of my own at last. A couple of things I want to note about this update, however:
- This is long. Maybe my longest update yet? I don't know. It stands at 2012 words, with 167 pictures. As such, this is again going to need to be spread over two posts. (EDIT: actually, make that three!) Hoo, boy.
- This is also probably one of the most elaborate updates I've done. Not quite to the extent of the wedding, purely because the number of Sims involved is a lot lower. I think the Quindigo wedding involved roughly 40 Sims on one lot? So yeah.
- There is, unfortunately, a little bit of a discrepancy in my screenshotting that was unavoidable. Without giving away any spoilers, I had trouble with knives. Sometimes they don't match up and I had to make do with what I had. Hopefully it's not too obvious, so try and ignore it.
- Similarly, some of the scenes required on needing pose packs that outright don't exist, so again I had to make do with what was available. I'm rather worried it makes the occasional action look a bit odd, but man, I tried.
- I'm pretty sure I linked this video before in the past, after saying Nat stated it's basically how Rikard the Destroyer sounds. Do me a favour, guys. Listen to it again. Really get that voice in your heads, and then read his dialogue in the same voice as best as possible. If I could do video editing, I would've made something special for this update, but alas I wouldn't know where to begin, so you'll have to use your imaginations. :P
It did not take long for the regret to set in. Demon karaoke nights were one thing; at least they were held in wide, open spaces. But being stuck in a small car with Rikard screeching pop music at the top of his lungs was another experience altogether, and not one Aeshma was hoping to repeat any time in the near future. Or the distant future. In fact, he was going to make a mental note to either find a very, very effective gag or simply never offer to do such a job again. He wondered if he would even be able to hear Abraxas and his cronies coming - Rikard was a travelling tinnitus risk.
'Perhaps it'd be wiser to lessen the singing once we're closer - we don't want to give any warning.'
'GOOD POINT. ARE WE NEARBY, THEN?'
'Judging by the map, I'd say so.'
'THEN THERE SHOULD BE TIME FOR ONE LAST SONG.'
'You'd better make it a good one in that case.'
♪ SUPERSTAR, WHERE YOU FROM, HOW’S IT GOING? ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU, GOT A CLUE, WHAT YOU DOING? ♪
♪ YOU CAN PLAY BRAND NEW TO ALL THE OTHER CHICKS OUT HERE, ♪
♪ BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, WHAT YOU ARE, BABY, ♪
♪ LOOK AT YOU, GETTING MORE THAN JUST A RE-UP, ♪
♪ BABY YOU, GOT ALL THEIR PUPPETS WITH THEIR STRINGS UP, ♪
♪ FAKIN' LIKE A GOOD ONE, BUT I CALL 'EM LIKE I SEE ‘EM, ♪
♪ I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, WHAT YOU ARE BABY, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMAN-WOMANISER, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, OH, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, OH, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, BABY, ♪
♪ YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMANISER, ♪
'I feel like you picked this one at my expense.'
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU GOT ME GOING, YOU'RE OH SO CHARMING, ♪
♪ BUT I CAN'T DO IT, YOU WOMANISER, ♪
♪ BOY DON’T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON’T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU SAY I'M CRAZY, I GOT YOU CRAZY, ♪
♪ YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WOMANISER... ♪
♪ DADDY-O, YOU GOT THE SWAGGER OF A CHAMPION, ♪
♪ TOO BAD FOR YOU, YOU JUST CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT COMPANION, ♪
♪ I GUESS WHEN YOU HAVE ONE TOO MANY, MAKES IT HARD, IT COULD BE EASY, ♪
♪ WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S JUST WHO YOU ARE, BABY, ♪
♪ LOLLIPOP, MUST MISTAKE ME, YOU'RE THE SUCKER, ♪
♪ TO THINK THAT I WOULD BE A VICTIM, NOT ANOTHER, ♪
♪ SAY IT, PLAY IT, HOW YOU WANNA? ♪
♪ BUT NO WAY I'M EVER GONNA FALL FOR YOU, ♪
♪ NEVER YOU, BABY, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMAN-WOMANISER, YOU’RE A WOMANISER, OH, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, OH, YOU’RE A WOMANISER, BABY, ♪
♪ YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMANISER, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU GOT ME GOING, YOU’RE OH SO CHARMING, ♪
♪ BUT I CAN'T DO IT, YOU WOMANISER, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU SAY I'M CRAZY, I GOT YOU CRAZY, ♪
♪ YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WOMANISER... ♪
♪ MAYBE IF WE BOTH LIVED IN A DIFFERENT WORLD, ♪
♪ IT WOULD BE ALL GOOD, ♪
♪ AND MAYBE I COULD BE YOUR GIRL, ♪
♪ BUT I CAN'T, 'CAUSE WE DON'T... ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMAN-WOMANISER, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, OH, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, OH, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, BABY, ♪
♪ YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMANISER, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU GOT ME GOING, YOU'RE OH SO CHARMING, ♪
♪ BUT I CAN'T DO IT, YOU WOMANISER, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ YOU SAY I'M CRAZY, I GOT YOU CRAZY, ♪
♪ YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WOMANISER... ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ BOY DON'T TRY TO FRONT, UH, I KNOW JUST, JUST WHAT YOU ARE, AH AH, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, WOMAN-WOMANISER, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, OH, ♪
♪ WOMANISER, OH, YOU'RE A WOMANISER, BABY ! ♪
'...Better?'
'OF COURSE. IF HUMANS DO ONE THING WELL, IT IS THEIR MUSIC.'
'Maybe you should go and see her live sometime.'
'But anyway, this seems like a good enough spot to leave the car, and I believe we should be close enough to reach Abraxas on foot. Or hoof. So let's get going.'
'I SHALL FOLLOW YOUR LEAD.'
'Abraxas, I’m getting really tired of this. Why are those two even staying here, how long is it going to be, and why did you invite them into our house without asking me first?'
'It won't be long. Caile and Nephilim are just a little down on their luck at the moment, that's all. You're not against helping people through hardships, are you?'
'Don't turn this on me! We have a newborn! One, who I might remind you, isn't sleeping through the night yet, and wouldn't be anyway because Caile is in the next room, playing the TV almost at full volume! She's interfering with Hope's sleep, she's interfering with Samhain and Nehemiah's sleep, and she's interfering with mine too. I'm getting really close to my wit's end here, Abraxas.'
'I'll tell her to keep it down then.'
'That's not good enough! She frightens our boys, and I heard the twins talking about going through her belongings in revenge -'
'- If you hear Parasite and Failed Abortion talking about misbehaviour, then perhaps you should punish them.'
'Parry and Auren. At least have the decency to respect the names they picked out for themselves, not the insults your last wife bestowed upon them. And yes, I did tell them off, don't suggest I didn't! The point is, your guests are disrupting all of our lives in the one place we should be able to rest and relax in, and you've been acting funny ever since Hope was even born. I don't buy that it's just a coincidence that your behaviour and them staying happened at the same time.'
'Annalise.'
'Yes?'
'Shut the fuck up.'
'Abraxas!'
'Quiet, little boy.'
'Mum! Mum! There's monsters downstairs!'
'...Kids never do as they're told.'
'IF ANYONE WOULD KNOW, IT’S YOU.'
'I know, I know. Miles has had it lucky; at least he's yet to discover a half opened portal to the underworld under his child's bed. Emphasis on the yet.'
'What the hell are you talking about? Monsters?'
'Th-There's two red guys d-downstairs! I - I think they broke in!'
'Sam, honey, it's okay.'
'Take Samhain and Nehemiah into our room and lock yourselves in there.'
'What?'
'Just fucking do it! Caile! Nephilim!'
'I think that's a call for the fun to begin, don't you?'
'BRING IT ON.'
'Sam, Nem, take Hope and lock yourself in my room, I'm getting your brothers!'
'What's going on?'
'Parry! Auren!'
'Oooh. Weapon?'
'Use whatever the hell you can get, just make sure I'm not hurt, and don't forget our plan!'
'Hi boys!'
'Aww, your friend's a coward!'
'ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, HUMAN?'
'Oh, shit.'
'I ALREADY POSSESS WINGS. I DO NOT NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE TO FLY.'
*SLAM*
*THUD*
#8260
26th Aug 2019 at 8:38 PM
Posts: 4,622
*rattle rattle rattle rattle*
'Not a bad trick for a human, but it seems she's left. Is Abraxas really worth dying for?'
'You tell me.'
'THE ANSWER IS NO. BUT IT CAN BE ARRANGED IF YOU PREFER.'
'W-What's going on?'
'Grab her!'
'WHERE DID THE GIRL COME FROM?'
'You don't recognise her? That's Wednesday. I believe she's dating Miles' daughter.'
'...That in turn, would make this girl your daughter.'
'Correct. Unless the two of you get out of here right now, poor Miles is going to have to deal with a bereaved, heartbroken Hazel.'
'I trust that knife is sufficiently sharp?'
'Oh don't worry, even if it's blunt, I'll still get the job done. It just might take a little longer!'
'YOU WOULD REALLY SLIT YOUR OWN DAUGHTER'S THROAT?'
'Caile, stab her. But not fatally.'
'Fine.'
'Do you, in turn, really want to test me?'
'...Something is wrong here.'
'Yes. The fact that you two came barging into my house and have terrorised my wife and children. I'd say that is very wrong.'
'WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?'
'Go. Unless you want poor little Hazel to end up attending her girlfriend's funeral.'
'He wasn't talking to you.'
'I'm simply telling you what is the right choice to make.'
*STAB*
#8261
26th Aug 2019 at 8:40 PM
Last edited by BL00DIEDHELL : 26th Aug 2019 at 8:53 PM.
Posts: 4,622
'No blood. Other than what was already on there from either Rikard or myself, anyway. You humans bleed. This is an illusion.'
'Demons bleed though, don't they?'
'Not nearly as much or in such a satisfying way as you and Abraxas will.'
*SLAM*
'I'm fine. That stings a little, but I'll be fine.'
'...Fuck.'
'Do you think you can handle these two?'
'For God's sake, humans aren't usually this determined to die, are they?'
'LIKE INSECTS SPLATTERING ACROSS A WINDSCREEN.'
'If you'd be so good to take care of this shapeshifter, I'll go and collect my trophy for Miles.'
*crack*
*SWIPE*
'Don't hurt the kids! Please!'
'I have no interest in you or your children. Only Abraxas.'
'Take him.'
'Be quiet!'
*SCREAMS*
'Holy shit.'
'Thank you for your contribution. Miles will appreciate this. Make sure you consider this pain the next time you decide to interfere with him. Or with any of us.'
'Because next time, I'll be taking your pride and joy, if you catch my drift.'
'Oh my God... Boys, stay back, I - I'm calling an ambulance...'
'A-Ambulance, please! Quickly! Abraxas has been attacked! W-We're at home, h-his manor. Please... please hurry, he's bleeding so much...'
'IS IT DONE?'
'Yes, his finger's in my pocket. Shall we leave them to recover - or hopefully die out - and report back to Miles? Or would you prefer to stay and barbeque the shapeshifter?'
'I WOULD, BUT WE SHOULD PRIORITISE TREATING THESE WOUNDS. I AM NOT OFTEN MADE TO BLEED BY MORTALS.'
'Embarrassing, isn't it? Still, more Britney on the way home will take your mind off it.'
#8262
27th Aug 2019 at 8:20 AM
Posts: 500
Boy, that was bloody and action packed and I loved it :D
Well done, Bloo ^^
Yep, it's apparently the perfect time to go, Ana :o
The question is, is it the right time for Brie too? :o
I guess it's possible if Tate is busy...
Well done, Bloo ^^
Yep, it's apparently the perfect time to go, Ana :o
The question is, is it the right time for Brie too? :o
I guess it's possible if Tate is busy...
#8263
27th Aug 2019 at 9:10 AM
Posts: 1,500
Thanks: 4283 in 41 Posts
@Bloodiedhell where did you get that werewolf from!? :O
#8264
27th Aug 2019 at 9:36 AM
Last edited by Elynda : 27th Aug 2019 at 11:09 PM.
Posts: 1,415
You had me scared for a bit there...
Me: "WEDNESDAY! NOOOOOO...! ... oh, she's okay, phew! And hooray, Abraxas isn't... quite so okay!"
An epic post, Bloodied, and worth waiting for.
Me: "WEDNESDAY! NOOOOOO...! ... oh, she's okay, phew! And hooray, Abraxas isn't... quite so okay!"
And if he goes on being a dick, he might soon not have one. It's all good.
An epic post, Bloodied, and worth waiting for.
Legend is history as we would like it to be. We pick through the dusts of time for what is worth keeping and, here and there, we occasionally find treasure.
Simblr: Elyndaworld *** Wordpress: Tales of Nantrelor
#8265
27th Aug 2019 at 4:55 PM
Posts: 60
Woah that was insane, Bloodied (hahaha it truly was bloodied - I'll see myself out) but I loved it anyway.
Poor Edward. I wanna smother him in affection.
I can't adult today, maybe tomorrow.
Poor Edward. I wanna smother him in affection.
I can't adult today, maybe tomorrow.
#8266
27th Aug 2019 at 9:51 PM
Posts: 4,622
Thanks guys! I'm super glad you all enjoyed it. I'll be honest, I'm really proud of how it turned out. That shot with Nephilim conjuring all the knives is my new favourite (and is the one that I was showing off when I posted that spoiler free look at the mass of OMSPs and fog emitters).
At this point, poor Annalise is so terrified for her and the kids' safety that she's preparing to take off by herself and move into a temporary hiding spot until Brie can escape as well.
They're decor pieces, converted from Skyrim by @murfee. I think they're the same person who did the Dragon Age: Origins conversions that I used waaayyyy back in an earlier set of posts for some of Yahzoputl's forms.
Anyway, the werewolves are here and here.
Hehehehehehe >)
But yeah, that was a cruel trick. By both Abraxas/Nephilim and me too, I'll admit. :v
Thank you, I'm super glad. <3
It was really fun to do, as well! I completely lost track of time more than once just having fun shitting around with effects from the fog emitter, too. (Yeah, the magic effects weren't photoshop or magical CC - all the fireballs, the magical shield, the telekinesis effect and form change mist, those are all EA made.)
hhnnngggggg mood
...okay so for all our younger readers, is it cringey if my 30 year old ass says "mood"? Tell me if it isso I can completely weaponise that
Quote: Originally posted by linesa
The question is, is it the right time for Brie too? :o I guess it's possible if Tate is busy... |
At this point, poor Annalise is so terrified for her and the kids' safety that she's preparing to take off by herself and move into a temporary hiding spot until Brie can escape as well.
Quote: Originally posted by PuddingFace
@Bloodiedhell where did you get that werewolf from!? :O |
They're decor pieces, converted from Skyrim by @murfee. I think they're the same person who did the Dragon Age: Origins conversions that I used waaayyyy back in an earlier set of posts for some of Yahzoputl's forms.
Anyway, the werewolves are here and here.
Quote: Originally posted by Elynda
You had me scared for a bit there... Me: "WEDNESDAY! NOOOOOO...! ... oh, she's okay, phew! And hooray, Abraxas isn't... quite so okay!"
And if he goes on being a dick, he might soon not have one. It's all good.
And epic post, Bloodied, and worth waiting for. |
Hehehehehehe >)
But yeah, that was a cruel trick. By both Abraxas/Nephilim and me too, I'll admit. :v
Thank you, I'm super glad. <3
Quote: Originally posted by A_Visionary
Woah that was insane, Bloodied |
It was really fun to do, as well! I completely lost track of time more than once just having fun shitting around with effects from the fog emitter, too. (Yeah, the magic effects weren't photoshop or magical CC - all the fireballs, the magical shield, the telekinesis effect and form change mist, those are all EA made.)
Quote: Originally posted by A_Visionary
(hahaha it truly was bloodied - I'll see myself out) |
Quote: Originally posted by A_Visionary
Poor Edward. I wanna smother him in affection. |
hhnnngggggg mood
...okay so for all our younger readers, is it cringey if my 30 year old ass says "mood"? Tell me if it is
#8267
28th Aug 2019 at 4:37 AM
Posts: 1,242
THIS. WAS. BRILLIANT! Hooo boy, Nephilim sure packs a punch. I'm probably forgetting something here, but is Caile just a regular human? (Physically, anyway. She's totally mental.)
#8268
28th Aug 2019 at 5:38 AM
Posts: 4,622
Thank you!
And no, you're right, Caile is just human. And yes, absolutely batshit.
I know Miles mentioned the Graves sisters when filling Rikard and Aeshma in, but honestly, I think including them as well would've been overkill.
And no, you're right, Caile is just human. And yes, absolutely batshit.
I know Miles mentioned the Graves sisters when filling Rikard and Aeshma in, but honestly, I think including them as well would've been overkill.
#8269
28th Aug 2019 at 8:31 AM
Posts: 500
Poor Anna, that sure was quite the experience ^^
You're right Bloo, what happened probably was the push needed to flee the place...
And yeah, if Brie can't join her yet, she can always wait for her in the planned hiding spot ^^
You're right Bloo, what happened probably was the push needed to flee the place...
And yeah, if Brie can't join her yet, she can always wait for her in the planned hiding spot ^^
#8270
29th Aug 2019 at 6:55 AM
Posts: 1,242
Why am I not surprised that literal demons are nicer people than Abraxas, though?
#8271
29th Aug 2019 at 9:36 PM
Posts: 4,622
Quote: Originally posted by linesa
You're right Bloo, what happened probably was the push needed to flee the place... |
Absolutely, at this point she feels like if she stays any longer she's being an irresponsible mother. She probably already feels like that for staying so long.
Quote: Originally posted by TigerAnne
Why am I not surprised that literal demons are nicer people than Abraxas, though? |
He's put a hell of a lot of effort into being completely and utterly horrendous, he's not about to let some literal hellspawn dethrone him now!
Anyway I've got some outtakes from that battle which I figure would entertain you guys.
Mildly, mildly NSFW for a thong. Don't worry, it's not on Abraxas.
So there's a pool in Abraxas' manor. And I forgot to pose my Sims when they weren't being used, to stop them from wandering around and trying to get into my shots (didn't want to turn autonomy off, because I just know that if I do that during screenshotting, I'll forget to turn it back on when I want to play for fun), so they all swarmed the pool.
...I may have forgotten I put this as Aeshma's swimwear.
...Oof. When I created Caile, I wanted to make her look relatively normal, yet have something appear slightly off about her at the same time - this is, of course, intended as the very first impression of her, before you learn about her... "interesting" personality. One thing that creeps me the fuck out is overly enlarged eyes. Like this, for example. Or for those amongst us familiar with TS4's Strangerville... yeah. You get the idea.
So I deliberately made Caile's eyes unnaturally large, with the idea of presenting her as somebody who has a very unsettling stare. And in staging The Big Villain Showdown, I tried to edit some of her poses to use the "fear" expression, because "oh shit I'm meant to be protecting Abraxas and now he's getting throttled by a demon", and the result was the above picture. Doesn't seem to matter what the pose is, the fear expression is just a straight up no-no for her.
Not pictured: Nephilim chanting "stop stabbing yourself! Stop stabbing yourself!"
Go on, Hope. Fly away from here. Shit on Abraxas' head.
Nice, Abraxas.
So anyone familiar with TS3 posing will no doubt have noticed that sometimes shifting from one pose to another will move the Sim in question about a bit. Maybe they'll move a little to one side, maybe they'll turn 180 degrees just for an extra fuck you. Well, Abraxas chose the former option, and in doing so, nearly elbows his son in the face.
Just in case anyone forgot he's a child abusing prick.
And finally... Probably the one that made me go WTF the hardest.
I showed this to Nat over Discord, and well...
Nat 619
omg
thats terrifying
DICK ANEURYSM
she looks 2D lmao
Nat 619
not going to mention aeshma's second face?
DICK ANEURYSM
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
Nat 619
quite
DICK ANEURYSM
HOW DID I MISS THAT?????
Thanks, TS3. Just keep shaving the years off my life, why don't you.
...I may have forgotten I put this as Aeshma's swimwear.
...Oof. When I created Caile, I wanted to make her look relatively normal, yet have something appear slightly off about her at the same time - this is, of course, intended as the very first impression of her, before you learn about her... "interesting" personality. One thing that creeps me the fuck out is overly enlarged eyes. Like this, for example. Or for those amongst us familiar with TS4's Strangerville... yeah. You get the idea.
So I deliberately made Caile's eyes unnaturally large, with the idea of presenting her as somebody who has a very unsettling stare. And in staging The Big Villain Showdown, I tried to edit some of her poses to use the "fear" expression, because "oh shit I'm meant to be protecting Abraxas and now he's getting throttled by a demon", and the result was the above picture. Doesn't seem to matter what the pose is, the fear expression is just a straight up no-no for her.
Not pictured: Nephilim chanting "stop stabbing yourself! Stop stabbing yourself!"
Go on, Hope. Fly away from here. Shit on Abraxas' head.
Nice, Abraxas.
So anyone familiar with TS3 posing will no doubt have noticed that sometimes shifting from one pose to another will move the Sim in question about a bit. Maybe they'll move a little to one side, maybe they'll turn 180 degrees just for an extra fuck you. Well, Abraxas chose the former option, and in doing so, nearly elbows his son in the face.
Just in case anyone forgot he's a child abusing prick.
And finally... Probably the one that made me go WTF the hardest.
I showed this to Nat over Discord, and well...
Nat 619
omg
thats terrifying
DICK ANEURYSM
she looks 2D lmao
Nat 619
not going to mention aeshma's second face?
DICK ANEURYSM
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
Nat 619
quite
DICK ANEURYSM
HOW DID I MISS THAT?????
Thanks, TS3. Just keep shaving the years off my life, why don't you.
#8272
30th Aug 2019 at 8:41 PM
So your game thinks there is someone more two-faced than Abraxas?
(oh, wait. TATE has that title sewn up.)
I am Ghost. My husband is sidneydoj. I post, he downloads, and I wanted to keep my post count.
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(oh, wait. TATE has that title sewn up.)
I am Ghost. My husband is sidneydoj. I post, he downloads, and I wanted to keep my post count.
Group for Avatar Makers* Funny Stories *2017 Yearbook
#8273
30th Aug 2019 at 8:43 PM
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I think I would've slightly preferred it if my game had done that to Abraxas lmao.
#8274
30th Aug 2019 at 8:50 PM
Posts: 1,030
That was such a good post. Well done on pulling it off so well - I definitely wouldn't have done as well.
Let's hope she takes notice...
Me too, man. I'm not hurting him because I'm an evil person or anything, just figured that given how I keep referencing his PTSD, I need to show and not tell.
Definitely is Shame we don't need any more SV High scenes because I'd love a certain teacher to make this thread...
I'm still not over Aeshma's second face. Of all the sims...
Quote: Originally posted by linesa
The question is, is it the right time for Brie too? :o I guess it's possible if Tate is busy... |
Let's hope she takes notice...
Quote: Originally posted by A_Visionary
Woah that was insane, Bloodied (hahaha it truly was bloodied - I'll see myself out) but I loved it anyway. Poor Edward. I wanna smother him in affection. |
Me too, man. I'm not hurting him because I'm an evil person or anything, just figured that given how I keep referencing his PTSD, I need to show and not tell.
Quote: Originally posted by BL00DIEDHELL
hhnnngggggg mood ...okay so for all our younger readers, is it cringey if my 30 year old ass says "mood"? Tell me if it is |
Definitely is Shame we don't need any more SV High scenes because I'd love a certain teacher to make this thread...
Quote: Originally posted by BL00DIEDHELL
Thanks, TS3. Just keep shaving the years off my life, why don't you. |
I'm still not over Aeshma's second face. Of all the sims...
Quote: Originally posted by Ghost sdoj
So your game thinks there is someone more two-faced than Abraxas? (oh, wait. TATE has that title sewn up.) |
#8275
31st Aug 2019 at 3:56 AM
Posts: 1,415
Hey guys, just a heads up, if you don't already know. If any of you have images posted here, or elsewhere in MTS, that are hosted on Tinypic, now is the time to move them elsewhere if you want to keep them posted, since Tinypic is shutting down. September 16th will be the last date you will be able to access your images. The first five chapters of my story used Tinypic, but I have now uploaded them to Imgur with the rest.
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