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#51 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 7:47 AM
Granted, but your a famous porn actress.

I wish my hair was long.
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#52 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 8:16 AM
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Granted, but your a famous porn actress.



Granted, but it will always be greasy.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Starbucks coffee.
Mad Poster
#53 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 8:34 AM
Granted, but it's all cold.

I wish my room cleaned itself.
Scholar
#54 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 8:34 AM
Granted, but your furniture get's destroyed in the process.

I wish it was nighttime already.
Scholar
#55 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 8:37 AM
No Kyle! What'd you kill him for? He wasn't THAT stupid *mutters*

Anyway, Dollyrot, granted, but a murderer come gets you in ur sleep.

I wish that all the kids in my school that are either part of the walking dead cool group, bullies or @ssholes (or a combination of the 3) get killed.

Call me Meg

lately i want everything
every star tied to a string

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Mad Poster
#56 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 8:43 AM
Granted, but you're charged with their murders :o.

I wish the 6th Harry Potter movie had come out already.
Mad Poster
#57 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 9:04 AM
Granted, but all the copies will be smashed.

I wish that my family didn't have to fight and bicker every 30 seconds.

This allows me to see into the minds of people! That's right, I can actually see what they're thinking!
So long as what they're thinking is exactly what I think they're thinking.
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#58 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 9:26 AM
Granted but you'd have to live in complete silence.

I wish Cailie were mine.
Scholar
#59 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 10:18 AM
Granted, but you end up having seventeen children and she makes you do all the housework :P

On that subject I wish Aaron was mine.

Call me Meg

lately i want everything
every star tied to a string

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#60 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 10:24 AM
Granted, but he will always smell like wet dog.

I wish I was shorter.
Scholar
#61 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 10:26 AM
Granted, but that will be through your bottom half being cut off.

I wish that I won't get bullied anymore at school >.<

Call me Meg

lately i want everything
every star tied to a string

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Scholar
#62 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 10:31 AM
Granted, but your the only student left.

I wish I could lose a few kilo's.
Scholar
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#63 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 10:51 AM
Granted, but you have chocolate withdrawals and rob a shop and get arrested and sent to prison.

I wish that our dog would stop jumping up on people.

Call me Meg

lately i want everything
every star tied to a string

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Scholar
#64 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 10:53 AM
Granted, but now your dog has no legs

I wish I could have a cuddle.
Scholar
#65 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 10:55 AM
Aw

Granted, but it's by a grizzly bear *muahahahahaaha* and you're deep in the forest and there's no one to help you...

I wish that I was one of those lucky people who don't randomly burst into tears when they've got PMS.

Call me Meg

lately i want everything
every star tied to a string

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Mad Poster
#66 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 10:57 AM
Granted, but you're like me instead, and you get the most painful cramps which leave you curled up in bed clutching your stomach desperately. And you end up crying from them instead! Isn't life great?

I wish I had some more money.
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#67 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 11:07 AM
Granted, but you'd have stolen from it all from a bank. The cops are after you PixCii. :O

I wish I never, ever, ever got my period again. Or cramps, at least.
Scholar
#68 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 11:14 AM
Ouchy, Pixcii I got small ones, not that bad though.

Granted, but you end up really wanting kids down the road and you can't have them.

I wish that my new computer magically had an extra GB of RAM.

Call me Meg

lately i want everything
every star tied to a string

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#69 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 11:17 AM
Granted, except you'd get a ram (the animal) in you computer going "baaa".

I wish I were really, super fit.
Scholar
#70 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 11:20 AM
Granted, except you end up falling off a cliff on your bicycle and becoming a parypleegie thingy (no idea how to spell it! )

Call me Meg

lately i want everything
every star tied to a string

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Scholar
#71 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 12:33 PM
Don't forget to wish

I wish these wishes actually came true.
Mad Poster
#72 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 1:16 PM
Granted, but there's always something slightly wrong with them.

I wish I had some inspiration.
Instructor
#73 Old 13th Jun 2009 at 4:15 PM
Granted but you will get inspired by a crazy one-eyed dwarf >< that can't be good

I wish I get a free massage chair

All and all, no good.
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#74 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 2:02 AM
Granted, but it will turn out to be a super intelligent being and take over the world.

I wish I had a new comforter.
Inventor
#75 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 12:19 AM
Okay, but it's covered in toxic waste.

I wish I had a million dollars.
 
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