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Mad Poster
#126 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 2:10 AM
granted but you fell off one night and died.

I wish I was in hogwarts
Field Researcher
#127 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 2:40 AM
Granted, but your just standing in the middle of the 'ruins' because your muggle mind can't see the the real castle.

potterhead
call me bria
Mad Poster
#128 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 2:49 AM
I haz nothing to grant, nuuu D:
Field Researcher
#129 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 3:13 AM
Ahhh.
I forgot.

I wish I was at camp.

potterhead
call me bria
Forum Resident
#130 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 3:38 AM
Granted, but you will be attack by killer mosquitoes.

I wish I had something good to eat.
Test Subject
#131 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 1:57 PM
Granted, but it turns out that the goodie was infected with colera.

I wish I was a superfamous awesome singer

living and dying, we feed the fire
-Clive Barker
Sacrament
Forum Resident
#132 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 2:16 PM
Granted, but your hair will fall out. Oo

I wish I had a king size bed.
Lab Assistant
#133 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 2:35 PM
Granted, but it will break in two on the first night you'll try to sleep on it.

I wish I could meet Armin Van Buuren.
Instructor
#134 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 2:51 PM
Granted - But he will be a douche.

I wish i had more money
Inventor
#135 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 3:30 PM
fine, but then it spontaneously combusts. Teehee.

I wish it was sunny outside.
Field Researcher
#136 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 5:09 PM
Granted, but it's too sunny. You burned up and died :[

I wish my birds woud shut up.

potterhead
call me bria
Mad Poster
#137 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 8:40 PM
Granted, but they will annoy you by flying.

I wish I had pizza right now...
Field Researcher
#138 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 8:43 PM
Granted, but it will contain a very deadly strain of E.coli.

I wish the TV remote wasn't so far away...
Instructor
#139 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 11:04 PM
Granted, but the batteries are dead.

I wish I could karate chop my landlords ass...

^_^
Field Researcher
#140 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 11:12 PM
Granted, but you have the strength of a 16-month old baby and it merely startles your landlord and causes you to get kicked out of your apartment.

I wish I didn't have an organic chemistry final tomorrow.
Lab Assistant
#141 Old 17th Jun 2009 at 11:17 PM
Granted, but you will have a maths final instead.

I wish i could fly :D
Mad Poster
#142 Old 18th Jun 2009 at 8:21 AM
Granted, but as soon as you start flying you fall to the ground.

I wish I had another cup of coffee.
Scholar
#143 Old 18th Jun 2009 at 2:05 PM
granted but its stone cold.

I wish I could be decisive.
Forum Resident
#144 Old 18th Jun 2009 at 2:46 PM
Granted, but you will only make bad decisions.

I wish I didn't bite my nails.
Field Researcher
#145 Old 18th Jun 2009 at 8:35 PM
Granted, but you will start biting your toenails instead.

I wish I could read minds.

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live." - Mark Twain
Alchemist
#146 Old 18th Jun 2009 at 8:41 PM
Granted, but everyone thinks nasty stuff about you.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Instructor
#147 Old 18th Jun 2009 at 11:22 PM
Granted but you'll be so psycho, you'll bounce off the walls and kill someone

I wish I have sex with MegaMan

God, please protect me from your idiot followers for they have blinded themselves with bleach.

Money doesn't buy you happiness but it buys you beer and coffee.

Life is like Go. Its takes smart and amoral people to make decisions based on their strategies of living.
Instructor
#148 Old 18th Jun 2009 at 11:34 PM
lol !! Granted but you will get pregnant and your baby will be born with a blue helm attached on his/her skull..

I wish i have a car

All and all, no good.
Mad Poster
#149 Old 18th Jun 2009 at 11:57 PM
Granted, but it has no wheels.

I wish that my dad would let me stay home from school today.
Instructor
#150 Old 19th Jun 2009 at 12:06 AM
Granted, but you will have to clean all the house

I wish that I know how to play on guitar lol

All and all, no good.
 
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