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Scholar
#151 Old 19th Jun 2009 at 1:03 AM
Granted, but it has no strings.

I wish my boyfriend would wake up.
Instructor
#152 Old 19th Jun 2009 at 1:50 AM
Granted, but he's a Maverick in disguise.

I wish I could marry Zero from Megaman X?

God, please protect me from your idiot followers for they have blinded themselves with bleach.

Money doesn't buy you happiness but it buys you beer and coffee.

Life is like Go. Its takes smart and amoral people to make decisions based on their strategies of living.
Mad Poster
#153 Old 19th Jun 2009 at 7:57 AM
Granted, but you get a divorce immediately.

I wish my coffee wasn't too hot to drink.
Forum Resident
#154 Old 19th Jun 2009 at 8:14 AM
Granted, but then it becomes stone cold. Frozen coffee! Yum..

I wish..something interesting was on TV
Mad Poster
#155 Old 19th Jun 2009 at 8:16 AM
Granted, but you get sucked into it. Not literally, of course. But you can't look away and you waste away your morning/afternoon/evening in front of it.

I wish I had a new dress.
Forum Resident
#156 Old 19th Jun 2009 at 8:19 AM
Granted but it wouldn't fit you.

I wish I were taller.
Instructor
#157 Old 19th Jun 2009 at 5:58 PM
Granted, but then you'd have osteoporosis. (I'm evil =D)

I wish I could dominate the universe and all of it's life forms.
Mad Poster
#158 Old 19th Jun 2009 at 10:14 PM
Granted, but you are assassinated.

I wish I could find denim capris that don't make me look like a boy.

Do I dare disturb the universe?
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Instructor
#159 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 12:52 AM
Granted, but they're shorts

I wish I would create the race of rapid hamsters?

God, please protect me from your idiot followers for they have blinded themselves with bleach.

Money doesn't buy you happiness but it buys you beer and coffee.

Life is like Go. Its takes smart and amoral people to make decisions based on their strategies of living.
Mad Poster
#160 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 1:33 AM
Granted, but they create an uprising against you, and turn you into hamster kibble.

I wish it was raining.
Instructor
#161 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 1:43 AM
Granted, but then it becomes a storm and your computer--and it's hard drive--is electrocuted.

I wish I could make out with Johnny Depp and give him babies =D
Instructor
#162 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 2:02 AM
Granted but you'll have bearded girls

I wish my hamster would talk

God, please protect me from your idiot followers for they have blinded themselves with bleach.

Money doesn't buy you happiness but it buys you beer and coffee.

Life is like Go. Its takes smart and amoral people to make decisions based on their strategies of living.
Forum Resident
#163 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 3:03 AM
Granted but then you find out your hamster hates your guts.

I wish I could lose just a bit of weight.
Instructor
#164 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 3:21 AM
Granted, but then you'd gain it all back and some after a day.

I wish stars could really grant wishes.
Forum Resident
#165 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 3:45 AM
Granted, but they twist them, much like we do here.

I wish it was winter.
Instructor
#166 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 4:14 AM
Granted, but you'll never feel warm ever again.

I wish I had a kitty
Instructor
#167 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 4:18 AM
Granted then it gets pregnant and dumps kittens on you.

I wish I have sushi.

God, please protect me from your idiot followers for they have blinded themselves with bleach.

Money doesn't buy you happiness but it buys you beer and coffee.

Life is like Go. Its takes smart and amoral people to make decisions based on their strategies of living.
Forum Resident
#168 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 4:19 AM
Granted, but you will get food poisoning from it.

I wish I had the motivation to do some chores.
Instructor
#169 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 4:25 AM
Granted, but you will be stuck doing them forever.

I wish I was able to boss people around
Mad Poster
#170 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 4:29 AM
Granted, but people start to really hate you after you boss them around too much.

I wish I knew what to do tonight. Party or dinner?
Instructor
#171 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 4:33 AM
Granted, and I'll tell you, but your just going to forget it in three seconds.

I wish I had cookies
Forum Resident
#172 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 4:44 AM
Granted, but they will be burnt.

I wish I could get a puppy.
Instructor
#173 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 4:47 AM
Granted, but then it'll be a biting pooping poodle.

I wish my wish could be twist free.
Forum Resident
#174 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 9:40 AM
Granted...
O.O

I wish I had a new game to play on the PS3.
Mad Poster
#175 Old 20th Jun 2009 at 9:54 AM
Granted, but the game is incredibly boring.

I wish that my earphones didn't sound so odd because they're stereo.

This allows me to see into the minds of people! That's right, I can actually see what they're thinking!
So long as what they're thinking is exactly what I think they're thinking.
 
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