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Test Subject
Original Poster
#1 Old 8th May 2013 at 5:57 AM
Default Crazy Mommy!
Once upon a time there was a mom.



Her kids were driving her crazy.
All day long they hooted, hollard, fussed, whined and cried gimmy, gimmy, gimmy.
They did not say please or thank you or may I have.
They did not ask nicely.



The baby just pooped his pants, wanted food and cried for a bottle.



The toddler, she made messes everywhere.


So the mom made a wish, "I wish these kids would stop buggen me!"


Then there was a knock at the door, her neice had come to play with her daughter.
The two girls went to the park to play.



The BabySitter showed up to take care of the baby, poopy diaper and all.



Then there was another knock at the door and this time it was Mark the handsome, stud from down the street.
He was looking for The Mom whose kids drove her crazy.
He had a big, enormous, huge smile on his face.



He asked her if she wanted to play in the Sprinkler. Together they played, ran and laughed in and through the Sprinkler.







The two laughed and talked and the mom was no longer feeling like she was being driven crazy.




THE END.
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Lab Assistant
#2 Old 8th May 2013 at 10:08 AM
Oh my goodness, that story had me laughing the whole way through. You did a excellent job! Thank you for sharing your hilarious story!
Test Subject
#3 Old 9th May 2013 at 4:37 PM
Cute an.d funny story. I smiled several times even when the "Mommy" was busy having fun with the sprinkler
Lab Assistant
#4 Old 11th May 2013 at 5:31 AM
Hi Sis, so when are you going to write another one?
Alchemist
#5 Old 11th May 2013 at 3:04 PM
I don't like it
Lab Assistant
#6 Old 12th May 2013 at 3:16 AM
Picture two is my favorite.
Test Subject
Original Poster
#7 Old 12th May 2013 at 5:03 AM
Default I say
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZenGarden
I don't like it


To Each His/her own!
Test Subject
Original Poster
#8 Old 12th May 2013 at 5:07 AM
Please Remember this is my very first story!
Quote:
Originally Posted by nativewytdiamnd
Once upon a time there was a mom.



Her kids were driving her crazy.
All day long they hooted, hollard, fussed, whined and cried gimmy, gimmy, gimmy.
They did not say please or thank you or may I have.
They did not ask nicely.



The baby just pooped his pants, wanted food and cried for a bottle.



The toddler, she made messes everywhere.


So the mom made a wish, "I wish these kids would stop buggen me!"


Then there was a knock at the door, her neice had come to play with her daughter.
The two girls went to the park to play.



The BabySitter showed up to take care of the baby, poopy diaper and all.



Then there was another knock at the door and this time it was Mark the handsome, stud from down the street.
He was looking for The Mom whose kids drove her crazy.
He had a big, enormous, huge smile on his face.



He asked her if she wanted to play in the Sprinkler. Together they played, ran and laughed in and through the Sprinkler.







The two laughed and talked and the mom was no longer feeling like she was being driven crazy.




THE END.
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