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Mad Poster
#76 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:23 PM
Granted, but it bursts into flames as soon as you get it and your insurance doesn't cover spontaneous combustion.

I wish my hair dresser hadn't cut an extra inch off of my hair.
Inventor
#77 Old 14th Jun 2009 at 11:26 PM
Okay, so you go back in time to correct it. But something gets messed up and you end up being eaten by a dinosaur.
Instructor
#78 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 7:55 AM
jewaukeela I wish that you wrote your wish :P

All and all, no good.
Mad Poster
#79 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 8:56 AM
Granted, but it's something really bad and it comes true.

I wish that I didn't have to do a maths test on Wednesday.
Forum Resident
#80 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 9:29 AM
Granted, but you will have one on Thursday.

I wish I could lose 20 lbs.
Instructor
#81 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 9:56 AM
Granted but you will grow a beard...

I wish that I don't have to go to my cousin's wedding this weekend..

All and all, no good.
Inventor
#82 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 5:08 PM
Okay fine.So you go to the beach instead, where you meet this incredibly hot guy who ends up being a vampire and bites you, throws you into the ocean, and leaves you to die.

I wish I had green eyes.
Mad Poster
#83 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 5:22 PM
granted but they ahve shades of your hated color

I wish my bday came faster D:
Inventor
#84 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 5:24 PM
Fine, it comes every other day, but you get old really fast and die next month. Oh, snap!
Alchemist
#85 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 6:21 PM
I wish I could fly

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Inventor
#86 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 6:27 PM
Fine, but you forget in 1 hour, fall to the ground and die.

I wish I was in Italy.
Alchemist
#87 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 6:44 PM
Fine but only in your imagination

I wish I didn't want to go the restroom now.

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve
Field Researcher
#88 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 7:57 PM
Granted but you go later

I wish I could see my girlfriend

You confuse me.... Why?

I LOVE YOU ZACH!
Forum Resident
#89 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 10:57 PM
Granted, but she won't recognize you.

I wish it was October.
Instructor
#90 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 11:00 PM
Granted, but only for a day.

I wish I had pie

^_^
Field Researcher
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Forum Resident
#91 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 11:01 PM
Granted, but it will be made of kittens.

I wish I had a huge plate of sushi.
Field Researcher
#92 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 11:03 PM
Granted but the sushi is rotten

I wish that summer would last forever

You confuse me.... Why?

I LOVE YOU ZACH!
Instructor
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Instructor
#93 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 11:05 PM
Granted but you will burn..and burn baaaadd

I wish my trousers wouldnt fall down when i run up the stairs

^_^
Field Researcher
#94 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 11:09 PM
granted but they will fall in public

I wish that I was able to stay at home

You confuse me.... Why?

I LOVE YOU ZACH!
Forum Resident
#95 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 11:10 PM
Granted, but there is a hungry grizzly bear in your home.

I wish I could get a really expensive hair cut.
Field Researcher
#96 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 11:12 PM
Granted but the hair cut caused you to go bald

I wish that I was asleep

You confuse me.... Why?

I LOVE YOU ZACH!
Inventor
#97 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 11:25 PM
Granted, but you don't wake up for a hundred years.

I wish that I knew if G-d was real.
Field Researcher
#98 Old 15th Jun 2009 at 11:29 PM Last edited by shyrai234 : 15th Jun 2009 at 11:29 PM. Reason: i
Granted but it is your worst nightmare
(myspellingisbad)

I wish that I had a dictionary

You confuse me.... Why?

I LOVE YOU ZACH!
Instructor
#99 Old 16th Jun 2009 at 12:27 AM
Granted but its a (Norwegian - Japanese) dictionary

I wish that I'm actually studying instead of opening the pdf minimize it and surf the net

All and all, no good.
Mad Poster
#100 Old 16th Jun 2009 at 12:40 AM
granted, but your internet obsession won :D

I wish my laptop was faster D:
 
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