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Field Researcher
#76 Old 3rd Oct 2012 at 1:26 AM
Great choice of topic to discuss with your underaged niece, Gene!:



Remember Melanie, the sim who wanted to make babies with a guy she'd barely met? Well, they recently got married, and it would appear she's got a one-track mind:


By the way, yes, she is a family sim!
Field Researcher
#77 Old 3rd Oct 2012 at 11:07 AM
Tc fix everything....but from "far away".




Field Researcher
#78 Old 3rd Oct 2012 at 5:42 PM
Driving ain´t easy



Field Researcher
#79 Old 3rd Oct 2012 at 8:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flarz
Tc fix everything....but from "far away".


The first and last picture looks like your Sim whacked his "special place" with that screwdriver.
Field Researcher
#80 Old 4th Oct 2012 at 1:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by selfmadequeen
The first and last picture looks like your Sim whacked his "special place" with that screwdriver.


Sims are tough, they never scream.



Dogfood taste much better with shoes inside.



Field Researcher
#81 Old 5th Oct 2012 at 4:35 PM
Who need drawers for dishes?




Field Researcher
#82 Old 6th Oct 2012 at 3:23 AM
This happened a little while ago, but I never got around to posting them until now...



Okay, so Nina and Julien just finished woohooing and are still in their undies, when a) she goes into labor and b) it's time for the kids to come home from school. Hopefully the girls won't ask why Mom and Dad are in their underwear....



Not a good time, Georgia....



Again, no.
Instructor
#83 Old 6th Oct 2012 at 7:45 AM
These Pictures are so funny!

@Macaroodle: Awkward moments!

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Lab Assistant
#84 Old 7th Oct 2012 at 12:30 PM

Neglecting a child is so tiring.


Guest taking six portions of food at once...
Brandi is not amused!
Field Researcher
#85 Old 7th Oct 2012 at 1:45 PM
Artificial arm joints?




Needs Coffee
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#86 Old 7th Oct 2012 at 2:28 PM
At the main house of my legacy this bar tender continued to show up each day.

First up he got smitted but still returned.


So he got whacked- this is the sim mafia after all.

They decided on free will that a dance was a fitting way to celebrate.

"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives." - Unknown
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Lab Assistant
#87 Old 7th Oct 2012 at 7:46 PM

Blue screen of death is in Sims2!
Top Secret Researcher
#88 Old 10th Oct 2012 at 8:33 AM


"Why does our child look like an alien?"
"I have no idea. You would think my dad's genes would be bred out already, but apparently not."
"...are you sure she's mine? I mean, not saying you would, but..."
"Duh. If it was someone else's, Jade would be black instead of green."
"Wait, what?"
"What?"



Jade Flexor is Max's kid. I checked. That phenotype is going to bug the heck out of me forever, though.

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Field Researcher
#89 Old 11th Oct 2012 at 2:55 PM
What a rude penguin!! Saying the snowman is built like a Sumo wrestler! tsk tsk

Have you ever walked into a room & forgot why you went in there?
What if God is playing The Sims & he just cancelled your action.
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Field Researcher
#90 Old 12th Oct 2012 at 12:24 PM
He never stop....


Mad Poster
#91 Old 12th Oct 2012 at 8:24 PM

Nervous, newly moved in with his mother, throws a party! Here the Beakers try to teach him to dance.

Just for fun, I had Olive scope the room. Fortunately, Vidcund had his back to her, hanging out with Monica Bratford.

Vidcund really likes Monica. Olive was resting over in the graveyard, when Grim came to her for the last time, and everybody else took a moment to pretend to be sad, but Vidcund is only thinking about how this gives him an opportunity to stand up and run to the bathroom without having to make embarrassing admissions. And at that he doesn't get up till everyone else has stopped reacting.

Meanwhile, back in Drama acres, Loki's teen-age clone Lukey appears to have had his head turned. A girl, perhaps?

Ugly is in the heart of the beholder.
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Lab Assistant
#92 Old 18th Oct 2012 at 6:49 AM
This was the funniest thing I've read in awhile! I sincerely needed such a good laugh tonight. Thanks for sharing the story!
Scholar
#93 Old 19th Oct 2012 at 11:55 AM
Siggeir thinks that everything his wife Grimhild does is wonderful. However, I don't think Frieda wanted to hear about that particular wonderful thing her daughter did.

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Instructor
#94 Old 20th Oct 2012 at 11:09 AM
For Some reason, his arm was stuck in that position



He ate something now it wont go back! Oh well!

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Mad Poster
#95 Old 20th Oct 2012 at 3:50 PM
But nobody wants what they eat to go back on them...

Gallagher, for pity's sake, get out of your wife's way! Can't you see you've knocked her up again?

Grimnir: Ooh, you air zo cute and fuzzy and cuddly! Kittehs air ze bestest!
Curry: Who is this weirdo, and who does he think he's fooling with that faux-French accent? The things I put up with!

I don't know what that townie who followed Harris home from work just said, but I think he regrets it!

"Um - son? What exactly did you load this potato soup with?"

Ugly is in the heart of the beholder.
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Field Researcher
#96 Old 21st Oct 2012 at 3:54 AM
Inga Ramaswami demonstrates the perils of falling asleep immeditely after a potty training session:

Top Secret Researcher
#97 Old 24th Oct 2012 at 1:07 AM


"Oh, hi Mr. Larson! How are you? Your daughter's doing fine, I assure you. What? No, sir we haven't done THAT yet! I'll make sure I remember that."

Nothing like having your future father-in-law threaten you with death.



James tries to pick up a professor.

"I'm all about the trueness and purity of love! Who wouldn't be? I value it as a sacred thing!"
"Liar."
"Shut up, Roxie!"

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Field Researcher
#98 Old 24th Oct 2012 at 5:21 PM
FemGamerPlayer Poor kid oh dear
Top Secret Researcher
#99 Old 24th Oct 2012 at 11:11 PM


DERP.



May I ask why you dragged your toddler along on an outing?

"We didn't have a baby sitter."

Sigh.



Peter heads on home.



By himself. Note how he has to cross the street to get home.

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Asks are always open, even to anons. I will always reply to asks, and I do my best to be cordial/less snarky than usual.
Test Subject
#100 Old 26th Oct 2012 at 10:47 PM

That's not how dancing works!
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