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Mad Poster
Original Poster
#1 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 8:06 AM
Default Failed Wishes (A Game)
Just make a wish, like this:

Person A: I wish I had some cake.

and then the person below you would grant your wish, but "corrupt" it in some way.

Person B: Granted. But you can't eat it, too.

and then this person would make their own wish in the same post, and so on and so forth. Ready?

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I wish I was sleeping right now

"Going to the chapel of Love"

the girls club . statistics . yearbook .
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Forum Resident
#2 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 8:10 AM
Granted, but Freddy Krueger will get you in your dreams.

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I wish I didn't have a headache.
Mad Poster
Original Poster
#3 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 8:11 AM Last edited by Dreamydre15 : 10th Jun 2009 at 9:11 AM.
Granted but your head will fall off

(haha Freddy Krueger, that's a good one )

I wish I had some gas in my car so I can get late night mickey d's

"Going to the chapel of Love"

the girls club . statistics . yearbook .
Forum Resident
#4 Old 10th Jun 2009 at 9:51 AM
Granted, but on the way home you'll get a flat tire. mwahaha
Instructor
#5 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 4:10 AM
i wish ktbcca would write her wish so we can ruin it *aims*

All and all, no good.
Instructor
#6 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 4:11 AM
Your wish is granted but ktba gets her wish done

I wish I have a banana ice cream

God, please protect me from your idiot followers for they have blinded themselves with bleach.

Money doesn't buy you happiness but it buys you beer and coffee.

Life is like Go. Its takes smart and amoral people to make decisions based on their strategies of living.
Mad Poster
Original Poster
#7 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 4:12 AM
Granted, but you'll drop it on the ground as soon as you get it.

I wish I had a grape flavored slushy right now :p

"Going to the chapel of Love"

the girls club . statistics . yearbook .
Mad Poster
#8 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 4:15 AM
Granted, but it's melted.

I wish that I wasn't the only one in my family who wants to visit Napa Valley when we're on the West Coast.

Do I dare disturb the universe?
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Instructor
#9 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 4:18 AM
Granted but you will find the all the people in napa valley is visiting West Coast and u are there alone.

I wish I got endless amount of coca-cola

All and all, no good.
Instructor
#10 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 4:28 AM
Granted, but you'll go to restroom.

I wish I would give mom a wedgie.

God, please protect me from your idiot followers for they have blinded themselves with bleach.

Money doesn't buy you happiness but it buys you beer and coffee.

Life is like Go. Its takes smart and amoral people to make decisions based on their strategies of living.
Instructor
#11 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 4:34 AM
Granted but you will find your self holding a mom's ripped underwear >< yikes !

I wish that barney disappear !!!

All and all, no good.
Forum Resident
#12 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 6:56 AM
Granted, but the barney song will be in your head forever (and ever).

Ack I can't believe I forgot to make a wish!

I wish it wasn't so hot...
Mad Poster
Original Poster
#13 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 6:57 AM
Granted but it'll just get hotter tomorrow

I wish I could sleep!!!!

"Going to the chapel of Love"

the girls club . statistics . yearbook .
Mad Poster
#14 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 8:52 AM
Granted, but the stuff that you ate earlier will affect your stomach while you sleep.

I wish my parents weren't so strict.

This allows me to see into the minds of people! That's right, I can actually see what they're thinking!
So long as what they're thinking is exactly what I think they're thinking.
Forum Resident
#15 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 11:25 AM
Granted, but you will slip on a banana peel every day for the rest of your life! (random, I know)

I wish video games weren't so expensive.
Mad Poster
#16 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 11:30 AM
Granted, but you will have an addiction to buying them, and will get bored of them quickly.

I wish my headphones weren't broken.

This allows me to see into the minds of people! That's right, I can actually see what they're thinking!
So long as what they're thinking is exactly what I think they're thinking.
Mad Poster
#17 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 11:52 AM
Granted, but now they're freakishly loud all the time and you can't turn the sound down.

I wish my hair was always straight.
Instructor
#18 Old 11th Jun 2009 at 4:10 PM
Granted but it will be straight upwards.

I wish that I don't have an exam after 20 mins from now :S

All and all, no good.
Instructor
#19 Old 12th Jun 2009 at 2:18 AM
Granted but you'll do the rat exam in 5 mins.

I wish I would kiss a hamster

God, please protect me from your idiot followers for they have blinded themselves with bleach.

Money doesn't buy you happiness but it buys you beer and coffee.

Life is like Go. Its takes smart and amoral people to make decisions based on their strategies of living.
Inventor
#20 Old 12th Jun 2009 at 3:06 AM
Granted. But its an angry, rabid hamster.

I wish I could find my cellphone...
Instructor
#21 Old 12th Jun 2009 at 4:11 AM
Granted but it will be in pieces xP

I wish I could teleport..

All and all, no good.
Scholar
#22 Old 12th Jun 2009 at 4:53 AM
Granted. But you can't control where you teleport to.

I wish I get to go out for dinner tonight.
Mad Poster
#23 Old 12th Jun 2009 at 4:54 AM
Granted, but it will be at a filthy fast-food restaurant.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

This allows me to see into the minds of people! That's right, I can actually see what they're thinking!
So long as what they're thinking is exactly what I think they're thinking.
Mad Poster
#24 Old 12th Jun 2009 at 7:15 AM
Granted, but you end up wishing for the most disgusting thing in the world.

I wish I wasn't so completely frozen.
Forum Resident
#25 Old 12th Jun 2009 at 8:58 AM
Granted, but you will melt.

I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule.
 
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