Normally I hate toddlers. But she just cracks me up.

She doesn't seem very happy:

Why forced smiles are never the answer:

Just Grandma:

Oh, and whilst surfing through my old backed-up game, I found some cute expressions made by babies and kids:

"Your move, Upsnott."

Okay...if I move my bishop...then that rook will get my rook. That's my only other good piece left. Crap. I don't want to lose. I can't look stupid in front of her. Think...think...



Oh, to hell with it.

"Oh god, the microwave's on fire!"
"What?!"



Now, just move her king a little...

"What do you think you're doing?"
"I...uh...nothing."
"You were trying to trick me, weren't you?"
"Uh. No. Of course not."



"You sure like cheating, don't you? You're so dirty. Probably got that way when you had all that garbage sitting on you as a sprog. Ugh."
"That's just cruel."
"It sure isn't an exaggeration."

Harlan Hawkins is smiling. No, really, look close, you can see it. This hasn't happened since he was born - he only has one playful point and he never smiles. But his little brother Swainson drank his bottle right down for him, and Harlan's smiling.

Silver was such a good dog, even the maid will miss him when he chases the stick of life to the bark park in the sky.

"Clovis. Don't you think it's about time you and Harris stopped snapping at each other?"
"I've thought that for a long time, but the guy won't let up."
"So, apologize."
"You want me to apologize to him?"
"Somebody's got to start it, don't they? Why shouldn't you be the bigger man?"

It's the weirdest thing. Even Kitty's forgiven Clovis for his former ways now that he's reformed; but of all people, sweet-as-pie Harris still won't cut him any slack. But, then, Clovis was willing to schmooze Kitty. He's simply not trying with Harris; and Harris refuses to meet him halfway.

Yes Gina, I would probably feel the same way if I just stuck my arm through a solid wood door. (And raised Ethan as a son...geez can't this women get a break?)



Gina's face when I told her how many women her son has woo-hooed.



Adam feels for his sister-in-law's pain.

Peni: It is, though I don't blame Howitzer and Buffy for reacting as they did Gunn's care really has been largely left up to his uncles (and aunts): Howitzer was Gunn's acting parent before he moved in with Grimuara's family, Buck calls Gunn daily, and Ripp invites him over often to play with Layla and her friends. Buffy is very much Gunn's dog; she's usually at his side and he's always the one seen walking her around the neighborhood.


Jill Grunt is disgusted by Gunnar Roque's bragging, most of which revolves around his and Jessie Pilferson's interest in...photography. "I've sat in that photobooth, you jackass."



Siggeir Beaker made this face after flubbing a trick shot.

Hilda Skoog made the perfect potty training face today.

This was the first expression Vanessa Kroon made when she woke up the morning before her birthday (she is a grouchy little cuss ).

"Yo mom, will you go make us some snacks?"



"Pretty, pretty please?"



"No, what do you mean no?"



"But mommy!"

"You...snack monster...you."

Louie has invited his brother Dewey over to the dorm, and he's not sure how Irfan is going to react to the third Upsnott boy. He is a lot different than his two brothers, and certainly a lot more flamboyant. Lou just hopes that nothing screws up.



When Irfan does try to talk to Dewey, it only ends in a short argument about something stupid ("Nobody calls it tomato soup anymore! It's called a tomato BISQUE. Say it with me, BISQUE. Jeez, you're so clueless! Are you sure he's my dad, Lou? He's a philistine, if anything. Ugh."). Needless to say, Irfan is more hurt than mad.

Also, I keep getting the stupid invisible ceiling in these pictures, even though the display doesn't show the invisible ceiling. I should use FRAPS more. Ack.



"Hey, aren't you that Calvin guy, my dad talks about sometimes?"
"He talks about me?"
"Yeah. Dad said you get angry at people for stupid reasons. He also says you're a gross boy-kisser. Is that true, Mr. Calvin? Huh?"
"Is that so? Tell your dad that he's a cheating, hypocritical cunt. I hope your mommy is very happy with your dad, even though he probably still sticks his dick into everything."
"OOHH. You said bad words!"
"Yes, I did. I also fucked your dad in High School. And college. Ask him about that, I dare you."



Daisy knows she shouldn't be looking at him so lasciviously. They're second cousins, not to mention they're both engaged already. She doesn't plan on cheating on Vasyl with Ulysses; he's impolite, rude, and vulgar. He's not marriage material at all. However, he does have a nice definition in his v-line area, and his butt is right there. It isn't like Emily has a problem with Daisy checking out her boyfriend. She finds it more of a compliment than anything else. There's nothing wrong with a quick peek...is there?

The Grim Reaper looks uncomfortable as Olive is her usual grandmotherly self to Difficult. While Olive's favoritism towards their eldest granddaughter Grimhild is no secret, he wishes it wasn't so blatant.

Joel Skoog was really upset when the Repo man took one of their counters.

Emma Skoog looked pretty evil while she was playing SSX (something she does a lot)

They were sitting on the couch together studying and made this face at the same exact time! Never did figure out why! lol

This guy's wife just had a miscarriage and he's smiling about it. What a jerk.
http://i.imgur.com/THZKT.jpg?1

Emma Skoog´s expression after her brother Max gave her a noogie:


Same Emma certainly didn´t approve when her parents kissed each other romanticly (and this was directly after she had invited her boyfriend over for some make out-time)...

At the Sorrority in Townie Place College:


"So snow has less friction, which allows high velocity."
Anne: Pullease!


Aria (brown hair): Now, where am I supposed to put this stick?
Hannah: I take Physics, but I really don't know why I can't stand robots!"


Aria: I always admired astronomy, don't know why?
Hannah: Aha, then why major in Arts?
Aria: Arts is my no. 1 inspiration, then comes Astronomy. BTW, I have to be in Military to participate in any astronomical projects. Hey, Anne, isn't Bradley's father an astronaut?



Anne: *Starting to become a show-off* Why yeah, he is!
Aria: Did he get to meet any aliens?
Anne: Nope, but the only aliens I know of are living down 1st Lane, Weirdos!
M.M.A.A.: *Whispers* B!tch!

The mailwoman entered the lot when Lola Curious (now Landgraab) decided to grope her future husband's arse. It wasn't really something she needed to see.



Phil Reznor passed by about the same time.

"Yeah, heteros are gross, aren't they?"
"No, it's not...never mind. I'm just going to drop off the bills and go."
"Okay. Have a nice day, miss."



Kristen Larson fell asleep standing up, after working at a stressful job. Her husband found her an hour later.

"Wha...what happened?"
"You passed out, dear. Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine...just tired."
"Want me to help you to bed?"
"No, I'm good. Thank you, Jason."



"Checo, why are you dancing like that?"
"If I don't keep in sync with grandma here, I think she's going to kick my behind off."
"WE MUST KEEP DANCING TO SUMMON THE SUN GOD AND TAKE REVENGE FOR MY DAUGHTER'S OVERFREQUENT KIDNAPPINGS BY THE SKY MEN. I WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER."
"I really need to pee, though!"
"DANCE OR I WILL INSTEAD OFFER A SACRIFICE OF FLESH."
"Dancing!"

"Ooo!! Stubbed my toe on that STUPID coffee table again! Ouch ouch ouch ouch..."

This 'being-harassed-by-naked-guys' thing is really not in Vasyl's taste.



Nor is watching some other man slither into your ex-girlfriend's room, then hearing the unmistakable sounds of lovemaking. That's just insulting.

Grimm Subject wonders if Clarence Phillipine is copying him.

Margaret's mother dropped dead while cleaning up after Margaret's wedding party. "It's a good death," Uncle Dr. Onions assures her; but Margaret doesn't see that at all.

"Chica -"
"She can't just die! Not on my wedding day! It's not real! Lucas -"
"Shhh. I know."

"I came as soon as I heard," says Allyn. "I know you're upset, Brady, but she was old. It was her time."
What does she know about it, for pity's sake?
"Dad! You can't go kissing on her! Mom's not cold yet! It's too early to stop crying!"

"Stop sniffing around my dad, you vulture!"
"Are you going to let her talk to me like that, Brady?"
"Margaret'll talk to whoever she likes, however she likes," says Brady, "but princess - "
"Don't 'but princess' me! She's not welcome in my house! It is my house, right?"
"Everything's yours. We had that all set up a long time ago. But she's my friend, and I'm not going to stop seeing her."
"She isn't coming back here - ever again!"
"Well. The plan always was for Madge and me to move out and leave the house to y'all."

Kate, Fabian, Stirling and Emily.

Kate is crying hysterically for no particular reason, Emily can't get the square block into the circular hole, Fabian...is watching TV, and Stirling is very disappointed with the new family womrat. I think he wanted a parrot.

Ezekial: Waah! Mom!
Naomi: Waaah! Mom!
Deborah: Excuse me, Mr. Reaper, I'll just get out of your way.
Mary: Hm. No dishes, huh? And toilets never clog? Well, I guess I'll go, then.

Nathan: Saaaay...is that a tikki drink? Sold!

Deborah: Grampa! Grampa!

Deborah Continued: How can I sleep with Grampa's urn in my room? How can I mourn Grampa with a red energy bar? HELP!

Francis isn't quite sure how to react to a naked girl who breaks and enters into his home and proceeds to hula at him, so he tries contempt. (That hairstyle is weirdly formal for a streaker, seems to me....)


Marisela's face makes me wonder what kind of joke her dad just told her that would give her a mad scientist expression.